mitch dahmer

I am the REAL Mitch Dahmer

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Lost the airplane armrest battle early to this grizzled vet. Til next time, Janet..

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Does every GoodLife men’s room smell like rectal carnage?

[Madden NFL 27 @EAMaddenNFL]

Who wants an @AB84 autographed copy of #Madden19?!

RT & Like for a chance to win

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@IMMarkMorrison @LOT42Canada Some nice looking jib cranes!

[MLB @MLB]

We have 3 autographed @AaronNola027 rookie cards to give away on his birthday.

Just smash that RT button for a chance to win. #MLBCards

[Crane-Controls @CraneControls]

Featuring our very own Mitch Dahmer ! Laser guided - HOIST magazine https://t.co/TnW74Hsnxu #IPandC https://t.co/7I7o6CapnT

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

"Can I have a bite?"

"Phil, it's a camera"

"Yeah, can I have a bite?"

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Love the smileys they use for netflix accounts #TIFF15

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

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🙏 @davidelmaleh

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@MeredithFrost May or may not have looked way cooler in person #cool

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Hey @MeredithFrost pretty cool pic I got of the sun. Even cooler is the fact I kept driving to get a closer shot

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@sweetlu1583 hell of a nice box as well.

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Confessed my sins this morning

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Andrew McCutchen's stolen base projection just went up by 10

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Happy Spring y'all!

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Congrats! @JValanciunas

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Jonas Valanciunas had a baby boy last night and his name is Jonas Jr.

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Love seeing a fleet of snowplows clearing the highway. You guys rock!! #teamwork

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

You're going to be seeing this picture for years to come. #SB49