mitch™

Internet addict, writer of thoughts, firm believer in the importance of two things: a daily ODP™ and the Oxford Comma. Fight On!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i'm sure the ability to fabricate convincing historical footage that eventually drifts across the internet, where it's picked up by people who present them as real, at a time when trust in educational and media institutions is already eroding, will prove to be a net positive

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

in roughly 15 years I’m going to switch my professional focus to giving therapy to kids whose parents raised them with AI and I’m going to make enough money to buy San Francisco

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

I had less peer pressure to try drugs than I do with AI 😒

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

My ex would call me her passenger princess whenever she drove, but she was a bad driver so the princess I felt like was Diana

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

If you in Atlanta and you go to magic city don’t let the strippers take you to the back rooms, thats where they kill people & turn them into Waymo’s

[Chipper @Blitz_Bets]

All of the MLB to the Tigers

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Im self aware enough to admit that this video would be me as a parent and thats why Im not having kids lmaooooo.

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first Women’s Pro Baseball League tonight

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

"This afternoon's soccer game isn't just a game—it's a statement."

[Dillon Mulroy @dillon_mulroy]

i'd recommend everyone building "consumer" ai products to go and read the retweets and comments

nobody is landing a good narrative or resonating with anyone in the the country outside of SF on ai

anecdotally, the replies mirror the attitude of my family and friends back in PA

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

Hank Green using AI

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

never considered AMC has a full government name

[ashleyyy𑣿❀🪡🩷🤍🧡saw conelivia!! @dear_angel_lacy]

she funny af for this

[MB @missedherbus]

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Minions salad from the diarrhea farm

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Atlanta I love uuu

[micheal @godsb0y]

food truck asking me to tip on a $22 premade salad

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

I said on CNN last week that McConnell could simply pick up the phone and call a reporter or record a 10-sec video and clear all of this up.

But he’s clearly not capable of that.

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

When a gay man bleaches his hair he is going through something

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When I’m at home, I can’t fathom drinking more than one can of Diet Coke in a single setting. But when I’m at a restaurant? 3 glasses, minimum. Keep it flowing, baby. Mama needs her drinky drink