mitchel dykla

don't you mind?

[rayyy lmao @RayNarvaezJr]

i fucking love Pokémon

[L @BedIsRed]

If you're selling a water bed... I'm interested

[mitchel dykla @mitcheldykla]

@AchievementHunt

[David Sims @davidlsims]

kiss me jack grealish

[Elyse Willems @ElyseWillems]

Being vaccinated does not mean one can simply walk into Mordor

[mitchel dykla @mitcheldykla]

@ChosenJuan01 PLEASE

[Bruce Greene @brucegreene]

So @RobinhoodApp is artificially keeping the volume down by limiting the amount of shares you can purchase of whatever stock they decide.

I bet you can sell as many you want.

Still rigged, Robinhood. This will be the last day I'm a customer.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

6.8 miles below the sea is the Marianas Trench, and 6.8 miles below that is the bar Trump set for Biden.

[cloakzy @cloakzy]

Dear @Apple , I’ve never once tried to type ducking, please stop auto correcting.

-Sincerely everyone.

[James Willems @JamesWillems]

That antifa army I've heard so much about will be swooping in any moment, I'm sure.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Now Trump is asking Georgia to find a 7th season of Schitt's Creek.

[James Willems @JamesWillems]

A new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor commemorating 2020:

Incompotent Leader-Chip

[James Willems @JamesWillems]

me: COVID cases are surging

people: ok headed to flag football practice

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

the muppets is the best version of the Christmas carol and you can’t change my mind

[alexia🌻 @alexiaraye]

2020 was what we thought 2012 was gonna be tbh

[James Willems @JamesWillems]

If RIP is short for "really into pizza!" then RIP me

[bleachers @bleachersmusic]

while you’re praying at the 90s they’re carving up anything the lasts ... but im still in sight

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK becomes the first country in the world to approve the Pfizer/BioNTech coronavirus vaccine for widespread use

https://t.co/LsciEczTd6

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If you're going to a big Thanksgiving dinner, remember to take a Tupperware so you can have COVID for lunch the next day.