Michelle Carlson

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly | she/her | librarian | single mom | BLM

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE: I bought more books.

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

If oversize blazers are trendy why can’t I buy one anywhere??

[Omaha Public Library @OmahaLibrary]

You're invited to a world of folk songs with Music Evoking Stories at Swanson Branch! Tomorrow from 11:30am-12:45pm, a small Omaha Symphony ensemble will perform music followed by a storytelling activity. Swing by for live music and stories! https://t.co/V7MDWc3rvS #omahalibrary

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

@charliestephan Okay. Finally finished. Recommended with emotional caution. It’s soooo well done.

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

I was not prepared for the emotions that Fleishman Is In Trouble would bring

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

Isn’t it wild we live in a world where the length of a person’s hair is an indication of their genitalia

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

@liopleurodelly 👏👏👏

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

And tell me I’m wrong but “Firetruck Song - How to be a Firefoghter” is Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness vibes

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

Why does Blippi’s “Scream for Ice Cream Song” sound like a Metro Station song?

[☀️ Empress Alvara Nova ☀️(No Debut) @EmpressAlvara]

Well, the mask is off, if it was ever really on. As I predicted, the TikTok ban has evolved into blatant censorship of the internet. Let's talk about it. Big rant incoming, but if you enjoy continuing to have even some semblance of personal freedom, you're gonna wanna listen
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[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

@cinderellaMann Like a boss!!! Happy birthday Becca!

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

Oh boy, it’s SO CLEAR you’ve never worked in a library. This plot catalyst is a HUGE ethical violation and completely illegal. WTF

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

“All librarians excel at time management” ?? Idk Lucy Gilmore

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

@heymrsbond The World Record Book of Racism by @ambermruffin and @LaceyLamar1

[Maria Corpuz @mariaecorpuz]

hey @TitosVodka !!! When I was in Paris, I went to a drag show that you sponsored. The money went to housing and mental health resources for trans folks. My state leg (NE) is currently attacking trans youth. Can we work together to recreate this in my city?!

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

GOP: We protect kids!

So—ban child labor?

GOP: No

Ban child marriages?

GOP: No

Ban children from carrying guns?

GOP: No

Ban gun sales w/o background checks?

GOP: No

Then how exactly do protect kids?🤔

GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag, & free school lunch.

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

@casey_seline My jaw. It dropped and I lost it

[Laura Fisher 🗳️🇺🇸 🚌 @ArtsyTeacherOne]

Oh my. 😣
Women are more than breeding stock.
Vote no to LB753 -#NeLeg #Nebraska
This LTE is a must read. 😩

[Michelle Carlson @mitchelface]

OMG listening to a Broadway mix on Spotify and “You’ll Be Back” from @HamiltonMusical comes on. Lil dude (2.5M) from the back seat says, “That’s Kristoff” ‼️🥰