the bog hog 🐖

EEJ❤️ | life’s a circus and I’m a clown | Nic Cage fanatic (26/122) | chili master | 🐻⬇️ | always commit to the bit | current troglodyte, future ghost | 🏳️‍🌈

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

i was born a fool and god damnit i will die one too

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

If ever my relationship could be summed up, it would probably be these two texts

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

Sources tell me that diverticulitis is very much in right now

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

I’m not sure what came over me but I stopped about halfway through cutting the grass to call my dad and we ended up having a 45 minute conversation about bugs.

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

A large root beer would cure most of my ailments

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

Who wants to see a video of me crying about ants ?

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

Emily yelled at me but I will never change my behavior about ground scores.

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

I’ve been thinking about putting all my eggs in one basket. It seems like a nice way to transport my eggs

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

I just smoked some of that weed that makes you scared

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

The stunning beauty of Gary, Indiana.

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

The next person that pisses me off is getting bedbugs sprinkled on their pillowcase

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

I’m sweating out of poors I didn’t even know I had

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

I have a really fun dnd character that I’d like to play soon if anybody cares

[Shelbi Blackstone @SoulSoupCEO]

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

Absolutely obsessed with my neighbor’s Large Bag Chair built for the Lakers staring 5

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

I’m so fucking sick of insurance companies bro. I’ve tried three different offices and they keep denying me clearance for a BBL what are they so afraid of???? A voluptuous and beautiful ass to terrify the masses? Only in Joe Bidens America would such atrocities prevail.

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

Someone is straight up blacksmithing in my neighborhood I think he’s fashioning a sword to kill God

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

This foul man vexes me… I do not trust his wares

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

Sometimes when I get overstimulated I like to bend my fingernails backwards to calm down :)

[the bog hog 🐖 @mitchell5643]

In 2024 I am going to smoke crack cocaine and write a manuscript. More details to follow✨✨