Allie Irina Mitchell

Another day, another dollar, doesn’t make it any easier. 🩵D.🩵

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

YA’LL KNOW WHAT—
Vultures are just Bald Eagles but for communists—
I SAID WHAT I SAID🙂‍↕️

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

Wrath of The Titans the movie is on the same level of ABSOLUTELY EPIC AND PERFECT IN EVERY WAS the same way The Pirates of the Caribbean movies are and is its equal in every way. 🙌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 Perfection.
#PiratesoftheCaribbean #WrathofTheTitans

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

Something AMAZING my fiancé told a good friend when she was stressing badly.
—“just because you have permission to do something doesn’t mean you have to do it”
WISE AF

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

An exchange between me and my fiancee at our local subway earlier:
*him making fun of my sandwich order and calling it a salad because of topping choices*
Me—“Let me enjoy my sandwich as god intended.”
Him—“As a salad.”

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

#PSA the orange peel relationship theory goes both ways!

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

The @LOVESHACKFANCY craze these days is just the 2020’s version of the @verabradley craze of the 2000’s and 2010’s, you can’t change my mind.

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

@LOVESHACKFANCY everything in the 2020’s is the version of @verabradley everything from the early 2000’s/2010’s, cannot convince me otherwise.

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

I’m hearing a “lot” about the #silent #riot stuff on media, mostly from #Democrat (s)….WHEN DO WE FINALLY GET TO THE SILENT PART OF THIS ‘riot’??? 😂😂😂🤭

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

I wonder what would happen if we, as a collective, just stopped giving attention to attention seeking and willfully ignorant attention seekers, especially those on TikTok…

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 At this point, humanity is just BEGGING for the dildo of consequences, which rarely comes lubed

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

The more I block @DUDEwipes on TikTok, the MORE they show up on my FYP. I just want to scroll in peace without being reminded that most men don’t know how to wipe their asses properly these days😭

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

What does a clock do when it’s still hungry after eating?
It goes back for seconds.
#dadjokes

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

When you die, what part goes last?
Your pupils, because they die-late
#dadjokes

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

Haunting someone because you didn’t get buried in your favorite bra is called BOObies

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

#Grotesquerie #GrotesquerieFX
EXCUSE ME!!!—someone tell me…w-wh-what was in the pot on the stove in the first part of episode 1?? 😭🫢
WHAT WAS IS THE POT???

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

@junkyflowergirl @treesaretalking @harris_wins @ofcrdeonjoseph No, don’t dehumanize her, just can’t respect her for her to face, her inability to answer a yes, or no question, the fact that the four years when she was a state senator for California she passed no laws, meaning she did absolutely nothing useful and those four years. 😊

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

*playing around but also not* hey um…would you bone me until i am bones? 👉🏼👈🏼

[Allie Irina Mitchell @mitchell_allie]

@instablog9ja Twat

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

You know who really stresses me out?

Me.

It's me.

I stress me out.

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

solace of sea.