Mitchell JohnMarc

est. 1993

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This is you from the future- “OH MY GOD! Just saw Masters of the Universe on Prime Video! That was amazing! Why’d no one tell me? wish I could’ve seen it in theaters. My god would this even get a sequel??”

We can change this future. Watch #mastersoftheuniverse in theaters now

[ドラキュラ @masked_awesome]

Trying not to go to bat for this movie til I see it but *absolutely* not. Skeletor being narcissistic to the point of comedically constantly undercutting himself is literally why he’s so beloved. This isn’t irony to make it palatable, it’s literally who this character is.

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@bannedbreehwa I mean, not Skid Row but not great

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@keithellison I had to watch this 5 times to make sure I heard you correctly. Did you say “WAR IN IRAQ”?
lol I guess it makes sense how much fraud flew under your nose.

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@ShayWoulahan Dude his his wife is practicing doctor 😂

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@mnhouseDFL Did I have a stroke or were there 1000 edits in this clip 😂 woof yall

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@GovTimWalz Hey Governor Walz. I’m a dad of a ten month old who moved into Richfield/Hennepin county 2.5 years ago. Your policies have made life much more difficult . Finding a solution to rising property taxes year after year would be a fantastic way to make your statement more accurate.

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@GrageDustin This is some Parks and Rec sort of nonsense 😂

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@MattWalshBlog It also explains why I have piles of junk in random drawers throughout my house that I can’t throw away… because I think I might be sending them to certain death if I throw them away

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Becoming a parent has made me significantly more productive. I was prepared for the opposite to happen.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The hidden advantage of parenting young kids is that chaos creates clarity.

When you have a 2 and 4 year old, you don’t debate whether to work out. You have exactly one 45-minute window and you either use it or lose it.

Single people with unlimited time optimize endlessly. Which gym? What program? Morning or evening? They research for weeks. They start Monday. They redesign their whole system after one missed session.

Parents can’t afford that nonsense. The workout happens at 5:30am because that’s the only slot. The diet stays clean because you’re already meal prepping for kids. The sleep is non-negotiable because a toddler is your alarm clock.

Constraints compress decision fatigue into zero.

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@RepAngieCraig This is incredibly disheartening. It is a bold faced lie and contributes to chaos. You can have sympathy for children impacted by this and also tell the truth.

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@PersonthePerso2 32. I love Masters of the Universe

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@GovTimWalz Years? Really?

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@GrageDustin @GovTimWalz This is a beautiful ratio

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@HennepinAtty Y’all look like Batman villains.

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@BobbyVylan lol what?

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@michaelgungor Largely true but people can still be evil.

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@StarTribune

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@godsandmortaIs To all the people saying Gal Gadot … have you never seen a Cannon pictures movie?!

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@StarTribune Good.