Slackadactyl

Can I please get a Scoobity Bop in the chat? // He/Him

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

i love brady and zack

[punk rock pizza boy @HereIsPhil]

day 2 of yall watching My Pal Mitchell to Weezer in the Woods

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

@emmastein48 Honestly mad I hadn't seen this connection before. Give rodney a stache asap

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

@BUBBACUTIE123 Today by Babe Rainbow. Ideal for when yr sipping a coffee and staring out the window in the wee hours of the morning

[L ☽ ⋆ *. ⋆ @hexd0ll]

🚨URGENT🚨

SAI IS A BLACK TRANS WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED IN CINCINNATI OHIO. SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!

CC: “tall, 40-50 latino male, about 5’10, please i’m in Cincinnati Ohio, i’m in the basement he could be back any second please help”

[Sneakthief @SNKTHF]

If this tweet gets 20 RT’s I’ll ask @avalanchepizza to make a Sneakthief pizza

[punk rock pizza boy @HereIsPhil]

This gets 100 retweets and I quit my job.

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

@kermotthefrawg "Hello there Mr. M̸̡̢̡̧̝̙̺͔̼͈͚̙̣̞̮̦̤̭̉͜͜ͅí̸̡̛͇̠͕̪͈͕̝͇̱̼̩̙̮̈́̆͐̓͆̑̆̌̉̀̐̑͝͠͝ͅţ̷̢̨̢̨̤͓̬̙̠͕̙̗͉̦̰͚̫̩̼͍͉̱̫̤͆̃̀̂͂͗̐̏͜͝c̸̨̨̢̛͉̹͉̩͉̞͉͔̱̦̖̣̺̜̪̤͙̅̃̀̓̾̉̑͗͘͜͝ņ̵̲͓͙̣͕̙̞̟͔͓͉̲̥͔̻͚̝̮̗̤̺͖͍̮͇̟̍̐̉̀̉̈́́́̈́͝͝͝l̴̡̢̛̠̝̻̼͔̮͕̜͚̝̮̞͎͎͙͓̼͈͕̍͒̈́́͗̑́̇̎̇̆̽͂̔̄̓̈́̌̈́͆̕͜͝͠ͅl̵̨̗̟͓̜̼̻̜͚̹̬̬̳̻̭͈̼̪̑̏͐̒̓́̀̈ "

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

So yr telling me I gotta share the same first name with Mitch Mcconne...🤢

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

Oh my god they have Duran Duran funko pops

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

@thefarcryz YACHT YACHT YACHT <3

[é @____field4]

moss carpets..... I . Need . One...

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

Doing work on computers is very very fun and not frustrating at all and everybody agrees!

[wheezywaiter @wheezywaiter]

NOTE FOR CREATORS: Ignore the comment "you're running out of ideas". I've seen it for 13 years. There are always more ideas.

[living morganism 🌱 @ok_girlfriend]

a symbol of wealth among pigeons

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

@narcwhal Photo creds to Grandma

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

Just been informed that my grandpa has been growing out a quarantine mullet since March :D

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

@ojyetak Sorry for the spook. He's doin well and currently xtra rad

[Cobysoft Joe @cobysoftco]

Umm??? Wtf?

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

@kevin_zheng15 @Goodall_Brady Looks like I'm goin off the grid

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

Nobody tell my roommate I accidentally left the coffee maker on for 12 hours straight yesterday

[Slackadactyl @Mitchell_Turkey]

@grochowskii I had one request