Porktra 400

Anthony. This account was created to pass a class. I have some things to say.

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

@Astroudy Did you win or nah?

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

Yeah that’s what this will be used for

[Reuters @Reuters]

Chinese firm invents lockdown-inspired kissing machine for remote lovers https://t.co/kF4wZdj8cC

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

What stage of dystopia am I in when the porn bot accounts are liking and retweeting my tweets?

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

Final boss if I’m still single on Valentine’s Day 2046

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: NASA is monitoring an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in 2046

'a 1 in 400 chance'

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

The revolution gonna be televised thru CCTV huh?

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

Ya know how I know the for you page on this app isn’t working? Because I wouldn’t want to see a single Elon Musk tweet and there were no less than 6 in a row at the top of the page.

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

Yes

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Do white people see other white people (right wing MAGA extremists) — an existential threat to our democracy?

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

I will fight for a future that has more bread delivery men.

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

bread delivery man, québec 1977

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

This jet has cost the America tax payer $398 billion. Its place in our military is undesignated and unnecessary and yet it continues to be developed. I just want free healthcare man.

[(((Tendar))) @Tendar]

This F-35B (STOL) at Fort Worth had a problem. I’m not certain but it appears to me that the pilot couldn’t stop the thrust once it flipped over. The ground ejection was very impressive.

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

I did it again didn’t I?

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

Started the day with a fuxking pop tart. No wonder I didn’t get anything done.

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

You mean to tell me there are white haired liberals bringing AR-15s to protests now too? I gotta get back into stand up comedy

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

Started the day with a fuxking pop tart. No wonder I didn’t get anything done.

[David Doel @daviddoel]

This is hilarious lol

[space wizard @space__wizard]

these people should definitely be paying taxes lmao

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

This is such a good point and it’s honestly a little shocking that it took this long for the guy who made a dick shaped billion dollar rocket to break down and prove how fragile his ego is

[bug girl @buggirl]

this might sound cynical but i’ve always wondered why no billionaire has singlehandedly funded the halting/reversal of climate change solely for the sake of satisfying their narcissism by being able to say they literally saved the entire human race

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

@bongzbbq Most farmers are broke and beholden to the banks and corporations that control their loans for seeds, equipment and workers. I’m with ya on the solutions but the problem is still capitalism not the workers, comrade. 🥰

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

stunning video coming out of iran

in mahsa amini’s hometown of saqez, thousands ignore govt road closures to walk to her gravesite
40 days after her death in the custody of iran’s morality police

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

My Face ID never recognized me when I smile. 😑

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

I didn’t

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

Might fuck around and go to bed at a decent hour tonight

[Porktra 400 @narcwhal]

Got drunk and changed up my hinge profile. Could be a more honest version of myself but could also be a terrifying glance in the mirror. Also I’ve tweeted twice in one day, so you know I be out here living.