Mitchell Allison

Software engineer. Imperial College Computing graduate. I mainly talk about technology, software engineering, and retweet GIFs that encompass all of the above.

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@NathanAClark Agent Nathan strikes again

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@FootballCliches Matterface saying “Arsenal have had to keep Chelsea at arm’s bay”. Can you keep someone ‘at arm’s bay’? Surely just ‘at bay’ or ‘at arm’s reach’?

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Proud of the work @johannesweiss and the team put into this 👏🏻 Go check it out!

[Swift Language @SwiftLang]

New tooling for profiling performance-critical services with Swift -- introducing the Swift Profile Recorder. More here: https://t.co/WXBUVcnJ1k

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Excited to be at @SwiftServerConf this week at the wonderful @sciencemuseum! #swiftlang

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@NathanAClark It’s just a knock, mate.

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@Flav_Bateman Get her on the pod.

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@flynn_ewan Great, will order the physical copy in the meantime. Cheers!

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@flynn_ewan any plans to release When the Year Ends in One as an audiobook?

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@thespursweb “I’m not here to discuss about the choice…”

*Immediately discusses about the choice*

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@Jon_Mackenzie @bailey_wynne2 It all depends on what is conceived as a functional amount of apples…

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Lads, it's Tottenham.

[Alastair Houghton @al45tair]

In case anyone hasn’t already seen, we’re looking for a Windows developer to work with us on Swift.

https://t.co/ASE7NmRdJi

[Swift Language @SwiftLang]

Open sourcing Xcode's build engine -- introducing swift-build: https://t.co/huxgprd8v5

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@NathanAClark What are the chances the recruitment team have been listening to @TheExtraInch and just misheard the need for a “Dibly Winger”?

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@Flav_Bateman Champions of Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that!

[Anthony Chivetta @achivetta]

My team at Apple is responsible for the operating system at the heart of Private Cloud Compute. Are you an operating system engineer enthusiastic about privacy and security? Come help us bring Darwin to the server.

https://t.co/5qya6plOhM

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@nocontxtoffmenu You think you just fell into the Thames? You exist in the nocontext of all in which you live and what came before you.

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@Jon_Mackenzie @NathanAClark 😮‍💨

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@charlieparrish ‘I Know a Place’ from the Creek episode has no right to be in a kid’s cartoon, it’s incredible

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@jj_bull Real Pokemon Theme vibes