Vaseline Dion

I like gifs, reality tv, fried chicken, and raccoons. Stay at home mom to 2 succulents.

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

A wedding where I spend all of the money on a red Porsche 911 Targa GTS and invite all of my loved ones over to look at it.

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

I’m not sure if my heart is strong enough to rewatch heated rivalry a 3rd time, and it’s not due to cardiovascular health.

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

Merry Christmas Eve

[Joe Flood @joeflood]

Trump appears alive. Poses in front of a man with a worse toupee than his

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

Can someone please explain to me like I’m a 6 year old how the geysers at Yellowstone work?

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Thank god we have Southwest Airlines instead of this

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Everyone will be hearing from me tonight

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

If you ever owned a pager, you’re no longer young.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Who the fuck wears this much makeup to a football game?

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

The joy I get from turning my television set off the exact millisecond the previews for next week’s RHOBH end. 🤗

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

I can’t believe garcelle just took Kyle to a Chuck E. Cheese and tried to out her as a lesbian

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

Should I write a graphic romance novel about a teen in the 30s who runs away for a life on the rails and finds his sexuality along the way?

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

@megginmecrazy You can always take @rozstangel I heard she’s real popular with the groomsmen!

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

I’m a bread queen. I don’t take loads. I take loaves!

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

If I ever ask for a birthday party at group fitness place like Barry’s, please lay me to rest.

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

Does anyone actually watch the reels and videos that the gay realtors post?

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

Under what duress is this woman? It’s 3 pm on a Saturday.

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

Holiday travel is rough on everyone

[Vaseline Dion @mitchellbaker3]

@michael_flinch Omg he’s SO crazy Michael! He needs to be 5150’d.