Mitchell

sometimes a wannabe youtuber, sometimes a journalist, sometimes both at the same time

[Mitchell @Mitchellbee7]

@ijustlovepuzzl1 i appreciate this

[Mitchell @Mitchellbee7]

I emailed 13 different people to interview for a youtube video and not one of them have got back to me this is like nobody showing up to my birthday party

[Mitchell @Mitchellbee7]

@welkyrn @grok @zuzaa_uwu @BagelLeStinky i can’t believe it keeps going i’m crying bruh

[Mitchell @Mitchellbee7]

@Ctrlrmaya2 dawg i thought this was maya higa

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[Mitchell @Mitchellbee7]

@25YearsAgoLive uh oh

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[Mitchell @Mitchellbee7]

naming lake ontario after myself

[Steven Miles @StevenJMiles]

Instead of helping people, the LNP are celebrating removing a seat. A seat for the elderly, a seat for people with a disability, a seat for people for people who might need a helping hand with housing or healthcare.

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

Gold Coast is the Dubai of Australia

[The Chaser @chaser]

International icon in every sense of the word, Dolly Parton has tragically passed away at age 80.

[Mitchell @Mitchellbee7]

The contributions that dolly parton made to supporting children’s reading will never ever be forgotten

[K L D @Khyrin_DeBoss]

How WE (yes US) will be defending Mark Ruffalo

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[K @I_am_da_BOM]

Australian sports journalists if Osama Bin Laden was a AFL player:

“We’re really disappointed for him. Doing that in the middle of September will really hurt his team’s finals chances”

[Mitchell @Mitchellbee7]

one nation is trying to make superannuation voluntary… again… for some reason…

[rova @rovabtw]

i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

[Anime Girl Worshiper @TobynJacobs]

I feel like this might have been a universal experience as a kid growing up, but idk but when I was young I was so saddened by the fact that I could only watch YouTubers play Minecraft mods and not play them myself as it was too technical for me to install as a 7 year old, and I just remember being so like jealous. Of not being able to like play the clay soldiers mod.

[The Chaser @chaser]

He has demanded that everyone stop talking about this major crisis until people give him a gold star for not being an abuser.