Mitchell Dreger 🥺⃤

[Mitchell Dreger 🥺⃤ @mitchelldreger]

@ai_curio_bot botprompt: Ronald Reagan running through walls

[Mitchell Dreger 🥺⃤ @mitchelldreger]

@ai_curio_bot botprompt: According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

[Mitchell Dreger 🥺⃤ @mitchelldreger]

@ai_curio_bot botprompt: Palkia poppin’ percs inside of a pokeball

[kenya🦋 @kenya_renteria]

if you place a mobile order and show up 30 seconds later demanding to know why it’s not ready yet, you are definitely going to hell

[Mitchell Dreger 🥺⃤ @mitchelldreger]

Driving in a car without listening to music feels illegal

[Mitchell Dreger 🥺⃤ @mitchelldreger]

@taykay74u @emilym607 @maxfullerr @MarySmi52048159 @philzadmz At least you got out of it you know? Stay strong King 👑

[Mitchell Dreger 🥺⃤ @mitchelldreger]

FIRST 8-0 START IN TEAM HISTORY LETS GOOOOO #SteelersNation

[sky🌧️ @_sgw22]

if the steelers lose their first game to cowboys i. will. lose. my. mind.

[sky🌧️ @_sgw22]

U WILL NOT LOSE YOUR FIRST GAME TO THE COWBOYS YOU BETTER QUIT

[Cam Jordan @camjordan94]

3 officers, 1 male? And the only way to subdue 1 man was to fire 7 rounds...

[Fall Guys @FallGuysGame]

Yooooo

Alex just said he would delete the yellow team if we can get 1 million retweets

1 RT = 1 Millioneth of a delete

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

Having grown up with them,
Lebron w/ a graying beard in a Lakers jersey rocking a 24 finger band in tribute of Kobe is some alternate universe shit

[M⚜️ @mabaybeee]

i’m finna show panda express nd chipotle this video