Mitch Dyson

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

@Candour100 @AFL_House Yeah that’s fucked. I was actually thinking of getting an AFL membership in the future, but what’s the point if you can’t get access to a final your own team is in?

I didn’t have an issue getting a ticket with my Cats interstate membership FWIW, but was limited to 1 tix.

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

@rachelbaxendale Hang on - you work for a newspaper that regularly undermines public health orders and puts us all at risk far more than a tweet from an ex-PM’s wife.

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

@PaulineHansonOz @OneNationAus Going by this you’d be the type of person who’d also go to a cancer fundraiser and berate everyone there for not thinking all diseases matter.

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

@SkyNewsAust That moment when the work experience kid decides "eh, close enough" #auspol

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

I'd be worried if I was a wall in the Hawthorn coaching box right about now #aflsunshawks

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

@GeelongCats if it wasn't for Touhy this trade period was an unmitigated disaster. When do we get an explanation?

[NASA @NASA]

YES! After over 9 years & 3+ billion miles, @NASANewHorizons #PlutoFlyby was at 7:49am ET. http://t.co/Czrvonxugd http://t.co/aSucgORofT

[Geelong Cats @GeelongCats]

Hey @CollingwoodFC, we’ve decided on our compensation. You keep the guy of the left, we’ll have the one on the right.

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

How's that pledge that you would refuse to talk or negotiate with any cross bench MPs or Senators working out for you, Tony?

[Brendan Fevola @BrendanFevola25]

Kurt gets 11matches and fresh for finals plus a multi mill contract to the swans. I got pissed and lost my career. #WellplayedKurt #winning

[VictorianLaborWomen @VicLaborWomen]

We think Alan Jones' advertisers should cut him off if they want women's business. RT if you agree! #destroyingthejoint

[Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans]

Early turnout in the #Melbourne by-election as hipsters vote before everyone else is doing it #melbvotes #springst #vicpol

[Basketball Australia @BasketballAus]

Well done to the @AussieOpals & @AussieBoomers for Game 1 wins tonight. The action turns to Knox for Game 2 of the AUS v GRE #farewellseries

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

The greatest team of all!! #AFLGF

[Geelong Cats @GeelongCats]

Cats are in the Granny! We are Geelong! #catseatbirds

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

C'mon West Coast! Purely for the fact I don't wanna have to battle with Blues fans for tickets next week #afleaglesblues

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

Has to be said, the crowd at Adelaide Oval looked bloody good on tv today. Where were you all season Power fans? #aflpowerdees

[ASRC @ASRC1]

We have over 700 children seeking #asylum still locked up in Australian detention centres, most unaccompanied #detentionisnoplaceforachild

[Mitch Dyson @MitchellDyson]

Tony Abbott: "Stop the boats/pink batts/debt/greatbignewtaxoneverthing" #onetrickpony