Mitchell Gonzales(:

My Name is Mitchell, I’m a 20-something OG Gen-Z, but not the tide pod eating kind.

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@Friochilly @77Macb Incest rape child. You want her to carry a child conceived by incestuous rape. You have got to be mentally ill.

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@sullyhasthots @AmitChn Aha! Thank you!

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@AmitChn @sullyhasthots I mean you’re not wrong, and forgive my ignorance but how does he fit into this?

[کوروش @Oddfrontcircle]

English teachers when their students come out to them:

[José @noencuentrajose]

Busted a nut so I didn't have to hookup 😩

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@dj_stocks12 Absolutely true

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

It’s official - everyone says it’s time to fix the damn roads. 😉 Let’s get to work.

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@pheremosa The control. You make noise when I tell you to make a noise

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@pheremosa Proof or it didn’t happen ;)

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@theethickboy Dayyyyuuuum🥵😍

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@UnionRem Wooof! It’s your birthday, but you gave us a present 🥵

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

When my landlord asks for the rent in June

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@__hannah_xox https://t.co/0t4bdHduw3

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

Rules for dating @__hannah_xox
1). I am her first boyfriend, I come first
2). Don't be a douche
3). You hurt her heart, I hurt your face

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@jedan_sky that picture, omg it's amazing. Marry me?

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@jedan_sky Maybe I can't be your twink, but I could be your gay potato.

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@Neil_McNeil what I would give to see 6:30 agh have

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@jbugsy14 @koreykuhl I had a teacher in school who was related to Korey. It was cool to have my teacher text him.

[Mitchell Gonzales(: @mitchellgonzal5]

@vtothepowerof2 Daddy V I want to travel.