Maddie Mitchell

often mistaken for the Burger King

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the Mediterranean diet stopped my unexplained urine leakage

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delivery dog for hire

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Tailgating Shrek 5 with a baked ham

[trish @ultragloss]

genuine question are the jonas brothers in serious debt or something

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Mike Rob, the former man.

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My stomach hurts but I don’t need anything. I have a beer.

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if I’m gonna have three tacos I might as well just have a salad

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1 week later and I still can’t stop frat flicking

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excuse me, I must go rest my legs

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the frat flick is a disease and I’m infected

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I’m addicted to frat flicking

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Y’all be freaky as hell with no primary care physician

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this has been going on for 3 hours

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at a park concert with my dad and every song the band plays my dad asks, “do you know this one” and every time I answer “no” then he laughs

[⟡°. ⋆༺𖤓༻⋆. °⟡ @sighswoon]

Women need to have a tiny shared apartment with their best friend on a seaside that they retreat to every 1-2 months to have sleepovers

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Do better Dunkin

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I hate when there’s no line at Dunkin and they still take forever

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

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tuna fey

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nana followed the pope on instagram today……..she’s watching his reels on full volume