Mitchell

I like turtles 🐢. The field mouse gets the cheese but the owl sees at night. The NFL has gone soft and I’m angry. Dad of 1.

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

@PFTCommenter I'm putting my hands on the hot burner to teach myself to keep my hands off receivers in today's league. Spot of foul penaltys kill.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me trying to figure out which identical shade of red, white, and blue I’m rooting for

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

CJ Stroud is not a serious qb. 😳

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

@AndyHermanNFL Touch some ground brother

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Fuck

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Gross

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Can someone help our qb and make a play? #cheese

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

@JacobWestendorf Should have to have a timeout for it to help you.

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

3 runs in a row what now

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

@Peter_Bukowski Bingo!

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

@AaronNagler Start walking lol

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

@KurtBenkert 😂

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Why are we officiating the game to death now days sweet Jesus

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Omg ST figure it out!

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Big boys getting worked right now.

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Again

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Nixon

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Nixon

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

@NFLHitman33 Gosh dang humidity got that dew on the grass.

[Mitchell @mitchellrickson]

Just get rid of field goals 😆 both teams don’t want em anyway.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

My winning edge for today’s Packers/Lions game was what I call the ‘Green Team’ for the Green Bay Packers.

When it matters most, can your pass rusher GET TO THE QUARTERBACK!?

Today, the Green Team showed up and shut the door on Detroit! https://t.co/5I2JVZbBvz

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important