Mitchell Torborg

Early to bed, early to rise, fish like hell and make up lies.

[Jordan Anderson @j66anderson]

ATL wasn’t too kind to us, but think this might make someone’s day.

Retweet this picture and I’ll sign & send the fender off 007 from Saturday’s race to someone lucky later this week. 👊🏼

[Mitchell Torborg @MitchellTorborg]

@Col3Davidson Thanks for instilling confidence in the rest of us.

[Mitchell Torborg @MitchellTorborg]

@Fade_to_Zach @Pete_Greeninger

[Mitchell Torborg @MitchellTorborg]

@Pete_Greeninger *Cough*

[Cheddar Bob @SethRademacher]

The wolves should just lose to get Thibs the fuck outta here

[Busch Is Bae @buschisbae]

Just waiting for this snow to melt so we can enjoy a Busch Light in the sun by the lake.

[Mitchell Torborg @MitchellTorborg]

@buschisbae High quality beer, higher quality friend

[Mitchell Torborg @MitchellTorborg]

@Col3Davidson Soft

[Busch Is Bae @buschisbae]

If everyone in the world could enjoy a Busch Light. There would be world peace.

[Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic]

1st 47 seconds #mnwild game:
Lost opening faceoff, Stalock save, Spurgeon penalty, Jets goal, goal disallowed, Lapanta calls Stalock Dubnyk.

[Drunk Zach Parise @DrunkZachParise]

Nice of you guys to finally let us play tonight @NHL

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
My sidearm proficiency is quickly returning; my sights sharper and reload speed quickens. I shall battle soon.
— Andrew

[Drunk Zach Parise @DrunkZachParise]

We have more fans show up for high-school hockey games than what showed up at the Red Wings home opener tonight

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I'd rather freeze a log of my shit and blow it like a dick in front of my mom than watch Yankee fans celebrate. Awful.

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I hate football. I'm going to move to a small village with no TV's. Make pottery and suck my own dick in front of cheetahs.

[Drunk Zach Parise @DrunkZachParise]

Now go get Jagr please @mnwild

[Mitchell Torborg @MitchellTorborg]

@Pete_Greeninger https://t.co/xurjyIob3s

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

When beer is on sale and you're ready to crack a cold one with the boys...
Merica.

[Mitchell Torborg @MitchellTorborg]

@Pete_Greeninger 1 in 77

[Mitchell Torborg @MitchellTorborg]

@Pete_Greeninger https://t.co/oJMwuZmCS7