Matheus Bauer

Been a long time since I rock 'n' rolled, it's only rock 'n' roll but I like it

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

True story

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

MAGA has 3 debate tactics:

- You’re a liberal.
- It’s fake news.
- You have TDS.

The intellectual elite can occasionally deploy two at once.

[Matheus Bauer @bauerm]

@StateDept *No shame in this arena

[Dan Bilzerian for Congress @ElectBilzerian]

Poisons the well, leaves the well.

[Matheus Bauer @bauerm]

@Timcast The retards in the White House.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

You know you've overplayed your hand when people hear "20-30 rounds fired near the White House" and we don't give a fuck.

This is why the boy who cried wolf was eaten.

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

Here we go again!

[Matheus Bauer @bauerm]

@bennyjohnson Nobody believes this Benny. Don’t you have a cock to go suck?

[Matheus Bauer @bauerm]

@nicksortor @TulsiGabbard Tulsi Gabbard should be executed for treason against the U.S and conspiring with Russians.

[Matheus Bauer @bauerm]

@FoxNews Tulsi Gabbard should be executed for treason against the U.S

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Dear Americans, what does it feel like being ruled by a pedophile Epstein elite who’s allowing Israel to rig your elections?

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Politics is a crazy game.

They just lie about everything and see how many retards they can convince.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran https://t.co/Ebqu9vdl6u

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republicans were against forgiving student loans for nurses and teachers but they are fine with Trump giving your money to child molesters.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

MAGA: “Libs are commies!”

Trump & Musk in China:

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Trump’s Border Patrol chief has abruptly resigned amid allegations he traveled abroad to solicit sex workers," per HuffPost

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I love how republican states can gerrymander their maps in a day. But Democratic ones can't even with a multi month long process and letting the voters decide. Absolutely ridiculous.