Mitchell Valvano

I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively.

[Mitchell Valvano @mitchellvalvano]

Secret #lifehack if you get Christmas sprinkles for dessert items… they double as Italian dessert decorations! 🇮🇹

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Get cat treats to make cat’s breath smell better

Cat swallows them whole

🤔

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@DarkOddCon So that’s not the singer from buckcherry.. okay

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@Roybattyforever

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In some alternate universe there was a buddy cop movie starring Bob Hoskins and Phil Colins.

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@BatmanAnthology Look at 89! It adds to the lighting and how symmetrical the cowl is…

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@BatmanAnthology I dunno… when they round off the nose it takes away from the profile and makes it look weird. Like, maybe that’s just my opinion, man… but that pointy nose on the cowl gives it a supernatural essence.

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It wouldn’t be Halloween 🎃 without @TotalZackWard in Freddy vs. Jason and really, this guy lives in my house all year. See ya thanksgiving!

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@mlucarelli20 @clucarelli10 Nuke-Arelli is at it again

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@clucarelli10 🔥🔥🔥

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A lockdown frame for UVA freshman Christian Lucarelli.

Two strikeouts around a ground ball and a big “let’s go” coming off the mound.

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Hot take: you’re not a good teacher if you give out homework.

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Me: *watching National Geographic*

My wife: do you think mommy snakes think their baby snakes are cute?

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@ValerieAnne1970 @freedomrider76 Does that resolve the issues listed above?

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@frankdozi The Cruise of cryers. is top 10

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Party was over before I got there

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Seriously @Pringles?! This ‘party stack’ ain’t no party, nor stack… I think we the people are owed our stack… how am I gonna party now? Freshly opened party stack btw.

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@DahiyaKnight @JustinMcConnell 🌭

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@Cretaceous27738 A book that my 8-yr-old has said the spinosaurus was basically built like a big duck and I think about the profile it illustrated everyday.

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@JParker8080 Many happy returns big guy!