Mitchell Simmons

Husband of @LaurenRSimmons

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

@ashlea_actually …at least it ain’t *that* house…

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

This is who is trying to tell me Justin Jefferson not a top 3 receiver.

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

“I don’t think [Justin Jefferson] is a top 2 receiver in football anymore, I think No. 8 is a little too high”

Do you agree with @LegerDouzable? 👀

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

@_bpolk_

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

An adult

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

Yo #RavensFlock stop sharing that idiot’s video.

[Skylar Romines @skylarromines]

@yoamomonstruos Americans truly believe they have a chance at anything. That’s a feature not a bug

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

UK blew a 13 colony lead to the U.S.
UK has:
0 Super Bowl Championships
0 NBA Finals Championships
0 World Series Championships
0 Rose Bowls
0 Stanley Cups
0 March Madness Wins
No AC
Stolen unsweetened tea
Small roads
Their best food is from other countries

[Guigs @rachnnewland]

UK is so much better than USA

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

They’re mad because soccer is their absolute best sport, soccer is our fifth best sport and we just dominated our way to the knockout round.

[🟧⬜️🟧UnionVol⬜️🟧⬜️ @unionvol24]

Soccer fans are really upset about the US not being a doormat

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

We’re talking about the U.S. men’s soccer team? A team that hasn’t won ANYTHING EVER is supposed to go on a magical run and we’re supposed to be quiet?? If this was Cameroon, Thailand, Ukraine, Peru or literally ANY other country you would not be saying this nonsense!

[LolaElise @LoEl81]

I don’t care who does it, but the team that humbles this USA team will absolutely be heroes.

And it will happen.

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

@ashlea_actually Either a baylor fan or a smoo fan made this…

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

Best burger joint at TCU is Dutch’s, idk what the heck a Kincaids is

[Throne Spud @ThroneSpud]

The Best Burger Joint at Every University‼️🍔

While food preferences vary for everyone, these iconic establishments are the consensus favorites across each school. You are guaranteed to have an insane burger at any of these places.

Which place has the best burger in the country? Drop your thoughts below 💬

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

I second this motion.

[akilto @akiltomen]

Not tryna be woke but can we stop calling black men YNs

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

Action Jackson & the Bayou Bros?! This ain’t a real question.

Side Note: The North Squad should be the LA28 Flag Football squad

[Lou @_iamlougotti]

Which team wins?? 🤔🤔

[Cherchez La Femme @FrankieVtotheD]

Juneteenth is for Black Americans, specifically Black Texans. You are welcomed to host an event but if it is not catered to Black Americans & Black American culture, don’t label it a Juneteenth event. So no, afrobeats/dancehall/etc. should not be the focus of Juneteenth events

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

Easily and heavily critiqued black women. Quick to tell someone how much he doesn’t like LeBron. But, a xenophobic pedophile uses taxpayer dollars to produce an event of violent entertainment on government property and this fool calls it spectacular.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Gotta be honest, this @ufc event at the White House looks spectacular. This is a big time show. I’m not there, and we all know all the complaints folks had about renovations at and around the White House, etc, but — to be fair — this is some impressive stuff I’m looking at. Props to UFC President @danawhite and the show they’ve put on. It’s Bigtime. Plain and simple!!!

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

Distraction

[Elex Michaelson @Elex_Michaelson]

What’s your reaction to UFC at the White House in one word?

[Mitchell Simmons @mitchesimmons]

More like it’s something out of the Roman Empire, distract us with violent entertainment

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

This UFC event is such Vought coded trash. Fighting in front of the White House is something out of a The Boys fighting game😭

[Jed I. Goodman © @jedigoodman]

Dana White: Hopefully, we created some unity in the country and in the world and brought in some new fans. I hope that's what we walk away with tonight.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

It’s so insane that the media isn’t going to talk at all about Eric Trump potentially trying to bet on rigged UFC fights and we’re just supposed to move on from that like it was nothing

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Psaki: “This week we also learned that despite the #UFC insisting that they will foot the bill for this whole thing, US taxpayers do appear to be subsidizing the event. A spokesperson for Washington DC told ESPN that the city expects to incur somewhere between $10-$12 million in supplemental security costs which will be paid for by a federal fund aka your tax dollars.” 🙄