MitchFace

“Negative. I am a meat popsicle.”
SciFi/Horror Enthusiast

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

The only thing I’m smooth at is my brain.

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

Amanda Time Travels back to kill all of Hoffman’s lineage.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘SAW: GENESIS’, a new 3v1 multiplayer horror game.

The game is set a century before Jigsaw where 3 Accused must work together to escape a maze of traps, while one Judge orchestrates their rehabilitation.

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

Parody works the best when it actually has a plot. not just a bunch of movie references mixed with jokes going across the screen.

[evil @EVILSCRE4M]

doofy somehow having one of the best ghostface reveals

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

The Walking Dead, if you’re not a bitch about season two

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

Name a tv show that was fire from start to finish. 🔥

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

The TASM movies are basically Zack Snyder Spidey. Looks spectacular with lots of cool aesthetic and action choices, while also having some of the weirdest/blandest writing choices ever put to film.

[Matt ⚡️ @CinemaSupreme]

“TASM 1 is so mid and forgettable”

Meanwhile:

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

Two of Nolan’s best movies were the ones he was making in between Batman.

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

“You want to be fooled!”

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

Lyonel Baratheon might be one of my favorite fantasy characters ever

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

I think A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms might be my favorite Game of Thrones anything

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

You know what Spider-Man villain would feel right at home in Spider-Noir? The Nazi made out of bees.

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

So was she just surrounded by terrible people?

[Variety @Variety]

#AnnaFaris says being cast in #ScaryMovie “was an earthquake in my life” because she “was never known for comedy” and didn’t think she “was hot enough” for acting.

“I called my college roommate and said, ‘I was just cast as the lead in a spoof movie.’ And she said, ‘Oh, Anna. You’re not funny,’” she tells Variety. “I was like, ‘I know!’ I wasn’t funny, she was right!”

Watch the full video: https://t.co/1aAYSDD7MB

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

@philipslattery @brookstweetz Keep Furiosa, but replace Power Rangers is crazy

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

@brookstweetz @khiageneral Yeah, but the three others were the franchise starters. Furiosa was a prequel to one of the greatest action movies ever made.

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

@edentweets @SamolBilly “Woke Must Die” translated is actually “I want to stop facing consequences for saying slurs.”

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

@Logan_Owls Some of us wanna see it happen not just in our brains. I’m not hating on books, but like I don’t wanna see it in a book. I wanna see it.

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

Honestly, give us a rogue one style order 66 movie where it’s a bunch of Padawan’s trying to get out and saving non-Jedis and then just have them all die. None of them are later canon heroes. Just a group trying to survive and they die helping others. GIVING THEM HOPE

[fire_rises 🍂 @firerises_4]

I still think about The Order 66 scenes from Episode 3.

The Padawan on the bridge is my favorite

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

@Ky1eKatarn In the lore of the movie, they are plucked from a certain time in their life. I wonder which Vader this is canonically.

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

@zweiwalker89607 Whenever people say “The Skywalker Saga” i assume each trilogy has a main Skywalker.
Anakin/Luke/Rey (whether you like it or not, she’s considered a Skywalker)

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

To expand on how they give them hope they give them hope by showing that the Jedi would die to save them showing that Palpatine was lying about them

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

“Why doesn’t anybody cover their mouth when they cough anymore?” Some of us got used to wearing masks so we stopped covering our mouths. And the ones that didn’t wear masks were busy being dicks about it and not covering their mouths. We devolved from covering our mouth.

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

I like to think it was pure skill, but part of me thinks Obi-Wan just being like, “We’re going on 40+years of beef at this point. Might as well make this quick work.”

[Star Wars Curated @CuratedStarWars]

Rebels

[MitchFace @mitchfaceman]

I hate the interviewer’s reaction

[Friendly Neighborhood Butlerian @TheOneButlerian]

Yup. Outsourcing your control and decision making to a Slop Slot Machine is why AI doesn’t make sense in the Arts. Whatever it spits out, you can’t explain why you “chose” that detail, because you didn’t choose anything.