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Click here to watch my entire special for free because I care about you..(not you, but all the others)

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Come and get it....bitches 😈 #standupcomedian #funny #special

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@FreeGrass69 @neiltyson 10% of Americans still believe a man can magically become a woman. They all vote Democrat.

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@DisavowTrump20 If you do, remind me who I am.

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@BenjaminPDixon @MattWalshBlog Jesus dude take the L, when you keep writing back trying to one up someone who just destroyed you, you clearly show you are the kid who leaves with the ball because they are losing the game.

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To any sicko who calls Tyler Robinson a hero, know not only did he ruin Charlie's family, he destroyed his own family. His parents will now live in constant pain and infamy as they watch helplessly as their first son is tortured in prison then put to death. He is a coward.

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@ShadowofEzra Those chopsticks will be the smallest thing getting rammed into his ass in a few months.

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@ArsenicJulep @StephenKing Let's be pen pals :)

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@ArsenicJulep @StephenKing It's using someones death to push an agenda silly goose, if that doesn't make sense to you, then you are senseless 😗

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@monkyspunk Thanks John!

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@PBariteau Sooooo....I guess you're just going to keep making believe you don't have a monster on your staff?

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@WeriBomb @Phillies That's how it's done, and he has a lot more than a ball now, he has that story and video for life and Karen has hers now, god bless her, hope it was worth the infamy, all for a stupid fucking ball.

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Holy shit Chicago Sky coach Tyler Marsh was ejected from the game!! Said no one ever.

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@jordangarnett Why do these players like you so much??? 🤔

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@jordangarnett Fake news. Never met the man.

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@nataliegwinters You were so beautifully eloquent and concise on the whatever podcast regarding only fans and the commodification of women it got me emotional LOL. Just wanted to thank you for passing on that message to young people ❤️

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And on the first day Satan created the snooze button. And it was bad, it was very bad.

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@OnlyBangersEth He's a better man than me, I would have groped her but I wasn't raised right.

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@Alphafox78 ...likely to also wrap a salmon colored sweatshirt around your neck.

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@unlimited_ls God, they're so adorable at that age.

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@clownworld She's dressed appropriately to sit on my face ❤️