Mitchell Howie

Purdue University Alumni

[Mitchell Howie @MitchHowie]

Hey Matt, what number team are we gonna be next week?

@CoachPainter @BoilerBall @BarstoolPU

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Is it just me, or does the "snooze" button never look like it's spelled correctly right when you wake up?

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It's sad that people think it necessary to pass along negative comments/opinions... it's so easy to be nice. And if for some reason being nice is difficult for you, just keep quiet. There's no reason to bring people down

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@UberFacts Michael Scott but only in the "Scott's Tots" episode

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@Unexplained

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“Hey man, make sure to get me when I’m in the air. Kobe!”

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Copy & Paste is significantly underrated

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@sunchetsaoji Hey Sunchet

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@DevinZ356 just chillin and growing bad facial hair

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

For every RETWEET OF THIS TWEET we will donate $1 to
@COGorg.

Today is the last day to help us #KickChildhoodCancer. GO GO GO! 💛

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This is the only political quote I will ever post on twitter. It’s extremely powerful, truly eye-opening, and an overall great motto to live by. I highly encourage everyone to read it and make these words apart of their everyday lives

“Everybody love everybody”
- Jackie Moon

[Chris O'Flaherty @oflahertychris]

How dare he claim the alpha of the Chrises without a board meeting

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If a see a group walking three across towards me, on a three person-wide sidewalk, and not showing signs of accommodating me, game on. I accept your red rover challenge

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My life goal is to host Thanksgiving

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UPS Guy: Hey, how are you doing today?
Me: Pretty good, what's UPS with you?
UPS Guy: .....
Me: sorry

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I don’t think there’s a better feeling than typing something really fast on a laptop/desktop keyboard with no mistakes

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“Hey bro, what time’s your 7:30 at? “

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Some of you didn’t let your mom take your pic on the first day of school and it shows

[abbers @abbyscholl]

it’s not normal to be in a relationship where you don’t feel wanted everyday. you should be able to find yourself through this person, not settle. in my relationship, i’m lucky enough to fall more in love everyday. if you don’t, you deserve better

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To the man chillin next to me at the stoplight,

Your windows are not that tinted. I can see you picking your nose. Please stop.

It's understandable to go for it and fix your nostril situation, but you crossed a line when you ate it...