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i suck at twittering

[Mitchell Howie @MitchHowie]

If a see a group walking three across towards me, on a three person-wide sidewalk, and not showing signs of accommodating me, game on. I accept your red rover challenge

[MAMA SHOCKS @mikaylashocks]

wait for it......

[abbers @abbyscholl]

*puts headphones in to listen to music on my phone and realizes 15 mins later i forgot to turn on music*

[abbers @abbyscholl]

mitchell goes “you look like what the cold side of the pillow feels like” and i’ve never felt so pretty and why is my bf a poetic genius

[Nathan Brooks @brooksnathan]

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:

RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out

LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

[abbers @abbyscholl]

@Hmagdun makes sense, but where does the wax go after it’s wicked up?

[abbers @abbyscholl]

when a candle burns, where does the wax go?

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This dog LOVES her wheelchair cause it means she gets to play outside 😁🐶

[abbers @abbyscholl]

side view mirrors are just car ears

[abbers @abbyscholl]

y’all like your toast browned but i like my toast that it doesn’t cut my mouth when i eat it

[abbers @abbyscholl]

@_brooke_band this is not true. brooke you’re beautiful💛

[abbers @abbyscholl]

most importantly, you just gotta love yourself

[alex meyer @alexmeyerrr]

Now that Halloween is over... mashed potatoes on my mind

[abbers @abbyscholl]

it’s not normal to be in a relationship where you don’t feel wanted everyday. you should be able to find yourself through this person, not settle. in my relationship, i’m lucky enough to fall more in love everyday. if you don’t, you deserve better

[abbers @abbyscholl]

shameless kicks ass

[abbers @abbyscholl]

i can’t handle it when people smack their lips like a freaking cow while eating