Mitchiebitchy

Don’t be afraid to shine.. remember the sun doesn’t care if it blinds you!

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I have a few questions about this BTS group.. who are they? And where the fuck are the pores on their face!!? #BillboardMusicAwards

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Why can’t this trashy mom put her effort into hating someone aside and actually care for her “daughter”... I say “daughter” because she ain’t no mother!

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Soooo you’re telling me restaurants can’t fill their space to capacity yet.. ultimately hurting their revenue.. butttt you can pack a field for a draft and a stadium for a pony race that last 30 seconds...? 🤦

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I just described the cheese profile to my cat before feeding it to her... who am I? Does this make me a crazy cat lady??

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Will there ever be a Real Housewives of Cincinnati, and can I be on it!?

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That’s it! Give me back half my taxes Cincinnati. It’s been 5 days since a plow truck has touched my road. AND when you did (5 days ago) you did ONE fucking stripe. Give me my money back!

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Abigail for bachelorette!!! She deserves EVERYTHING!! #bachelor

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@lily_marston Say it louder for the people in the back!

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@Trev_1416 @ZoeysPlaylist I thought you meant Zoey 101 and I sat there pondering “did @jamielynnspears have super powers!!?” She probably did!

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Day 946 of working from home: today I’m rooting for my neighbor. I think today’s the day he will break his smoke break record! Friday was 12.. let’s go for 13 today bud! (Also he shockingly reminds me of Hurley from lost; which makes me think.. maybe covid is a simulation 🧐)

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I’m a Penelope in a Daphne world. #Bridgerton

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Biden’s fireworks > Disney’s fireworks....which like how... ?#CelebratingAmerica

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Can I put back up my American flag now that I’m somewhat proud to be an American! (Still need to fix some things 😉)

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I’m getting tears in my eyes seeing @KamalaHarris get sworn in. What an amazing historic event! Giving my little African American niece someone amazing to look up to. The first multi racial WOMAN Vice President! You go girl!

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Michelle Obama lookin FIERCE

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I guess this is what he meant by “stand back and stand by” this is terrifying.

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My anxiety level rose trying to figure out what goggles to wear with my ski helmet.. I can’t afford being made fun of for my goggle gap!

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23 mph wind gusts tonight... can’t wait to go hunt for my patio chairs in the woods next me....

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This @jamessmithvocal singer has been through some shit.. 🥺😭 but damn.. beautiful voice!

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Here me out.. a @FoodNetwork show staring me who can follow a recipe but forgets to set a timer and the mixer goes into turbo by itself spraying cookie mix all over.. the twist is... the mixer doesn’t turn off!