Mitch Lafaive

We're just here to have fun #ThaCartaIV

[matty @poastsbymatt]

*using Ouija board*

"hello, is there anyone there"

*Y*

*O*

*U*

*U*

*U*

*U*

"ah damnit this is a Soulja board*

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

End of an era.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

ladies, imagine this: its 15 years from now. u did it. your time machine worked

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

@T__DH Does this help? https://t.co/2b507vp7It

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

BTN. Big ten network? No, Boo the Nun

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

seems pretty reckless they built a highway that leads straight to the danger zone

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

@T__DH That’s no excuse for incorrectly connecting independent clauses

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

@T__DH *, but

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

""...come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself" - Bo Burnham" - A man that generally does not believe in tweeting quotes

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

@b_wilner16 Only 68 more to go

[dani @thesmallgoblin]

It started with x+4... and I couldn’t unhear it.
I was supposed to do my math homework but instead I figured out what the Cantina Theme would sound like if your instrument was a pencil. (Volume all the way up)

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

Look guys, I know what you’re thinking, “who’s this arrogant prick on twitter who thinks he knows what I’m thinking?”

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody’s asked, but New Years Day on the Gregorian Calendar is a cosmically arbitrary event, carrying no Astronomical significance at all.

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

@T__DH https://t.co/GZgrciYI0l

[The Lonely Island @thelonelyisland]

🤑 https://t.co/XECcdpTihD

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

@T__DH I’m sorry to disappoint you older and wiser one. Maybe when I grow up I’ll have the right favorite player just like you

[🅴🅳🅶🅴 @edgette22]

.@KFC follows 11 people.

Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.

11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

@T__DH Given this qualification, I will now accept this “take”

[Mitch Lafaive @mitchlafaive]

@T__DH What about baked goods? Cookies, cakes, etc. use them for batter. Also fried chicken often uses eggs along with bread & flour for crispness