Do you hate the silence of standing along at a gas pump?
Can’t get enough of talking to random middle aged men?
Buy an old piece of shit
You’ll never pump gas alone again!
Many middle aged men love talking to other middle aged men driving a piece of shit
Try it out!
This bartender is trying to tell me that I cant pay for a pint with my duolingo gems. Buddy, I have 10,000+ of these stocked. If you’re saying that can’t get me one guinness, amigo.. tenemos un problema