Mitch McCurds

6’3 behemoth of a man, chess prodigy, 2010 CBA champion, 2008 ⚽️ mvp

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

Must've fallen asleep in the rain, because I woke up drippin

[booger @turdmaster97]

how long after sex is it appropriate to start talking about transformers

[chaomix @chaomix]

About to have the best afternoon of my life

[𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙝🦦® @NewEraZach]

“Lamar Jackson has done it! he finally has his super bowl ring”

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Lips Of An Angel themed karaoke bar where the only song people can sing is Lips Of An Angel by Hinder

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

@alecmartinez12 @CdnChange Hoorah brother, feel guilty sitting back while good men perish on the frontlines

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

@taylorswift13 as a thank you for betting on the 49ers, it’s only fair if you get me in touch with @gracieabrams . @VancityReynolds works too tho 👀

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

Nah bro I ain't gay, I still got my "I ❤boobies" bracelet

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

BREAKING: Joe Flacco has tested positive for being elite

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

@TomBrady @NFL @willisgillis1 nah mahomes ain't got nothin, the king is back!

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

So when it comes to a deadly global pandemic Kirk Cousins is willing to throw caution to the wind, but on 3rd and 9 you know damn well he’s looking for that checkdown four yards short of the sticks.

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

@Mayzomatic Personally I feel RNG is what makes madden, as well as watching football, so engaging. The sense that anything can happen on any down. Why do people love the ps2 era of madden games? Or even 15,16, etc?Because they were arcade like and just fun. There was no OP Cuz everythings OP

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

A huge development at the Manhattan Bridge protest right now

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

100% success nfl predictions this season:

- Bengals make playoffs
- Bills win their division
- Josh Allen wins MVP
- Ravens win the super bowl
- Lions win their division

That is all, vegas gonna hate me

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

Day 31 of Quarantine and the Energizer Bunny Gonna Make Me Act Up 😳😳

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

Johny Manziel
Lamar Jackson
Tim Tebow
Evan Gingera
Joe Burrow

[Matt Miller @nfldraftscout]

Who are the top five college football players of your lifetime?

[kam @Kamstaxalot]

omfg this one even worse💀💀💀

[BaconCountry @BaconCountryYT]

If the year 2020 were an NHL game it would be NHL 15

[Mitch McCurds @mitchmccurds]

@yurrrrddd @suckmyverga That's added to the list of things you hate to see