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Never been

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Honestly good for Lamey Wellehan

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Pleasantly surprised they’re still around!

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Or perhaps the black footed ferret

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I just wanna see one crazy animal on this road trip

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Like maybe a buffalo

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The dollar tree is my favorite store

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Glad I’m not famous (yet) because I could see haters absolutely tearing me apart for this. And for what? Jealousy

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Red is my least favorite color

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I mean talk about tacky

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People either don’t use their blinkers at all or accidentally leave it on for miles (I do this often but when other people do it’s stupid)

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“Thrift shop pharmacy with free HIV testing”

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Me and chic fil a sauce need to spend some time apart

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Palms get real sweaty when the guy at the oil change place starts waving me up. Michelle do not go off course. Don’t fall in that square hole below you. Remember how to open the hood. You only need oil do not let them take advantage of you. You can DO THIS.

[꩜ @laylology]

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

when i say "the one that got away", i am talking about how i used to have a good primary care doctor before i moved

[mishel @mitchmelons]

Along with sexy, I will also bring back the side part because I need more volume even if it means it’s only on one side of my head

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Will Justin be bringing sexy back or will I have to do it again this year? 🙄

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@MaryKirschner Hi 2022 I’m Michelle 😎💥💥💥💥💥😎💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[mishel @mitchmelons]

@MaryKirschner Or in my case, before posting stories in general