Mitchell Merckling

My joke was so 🔥 you read my bio 😂.

[Mitchell Merckling @mitchmerck]

Me holding up two cheese packages, “Do you want cheddar or pepperjack on your burger?”
My girlfriend, “Whichever is easier.”
Both cheeses were being so difficult she got a hamburger.

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The #clippers are washed and not fun to watch. Harden shooting free throws on fake shot attempts is boring. They are dirty and fouling a far superior player hard because they can't beat him. If they hurt Luka the #NBA is robbed of viewers wanting to see elite basketball.

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@nba @espn @NBAonTNT no one wants to watch you fix games. Stop letting the harden hook be called a foul. Let basketball happen.

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@NBA no one watched harden fake fouls in Houston and shoot a bunch of free throws. It's boring. Let the better team win. Stop getting involved. You are killing your own ratings. Stop.

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@YahooFantasy projected me to go winless after my draft and decimated my team name in their review just for me to win my #FantasyFootball league Championship!

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@LegionHoops @jovanbuha He would have healed faster if he went to the Michael Jordan of foot doctors.

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@baaaaat_ Wanting to add incineroar should be a war crime. I wish Alolan Ninetales and Araquanid were in this format

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@RamibowTortle @Gol_D_ego @nowornevernick @super_florida @WolfeyGlick I ran CC krow but no one ever tried to fake it out. Fake out seems way down in this series.

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@electri_kevin

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@UberFacts No killing your brother with Redbeard's Sword in the Billiards Room after losing at Scooby-doo Clue.

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#Lions fans are impressive. My team won a Superbowl in 2016 and I am about done with them. Detroit has some serious loyalty

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@DevInTheLab I loved watching prime harden minus one thing, the insane amount of dead time for him to shoot free throws. This year it's even worse for Luka and it's hard to watch.

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@ken_millerlopez @SBakerMD Bottom left is a fat person from America

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@MasskoPDMCiel @AstralFry @non_one_c @Touyarokii I always assumed the were named the legendary beasts (not specifically dog or cat) because Raikou was a cat (sabertooth), Entei was a dog (Mastiff) and Suicune was a hybrid looking thing.

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@nypost They glued themselves to the frame lol. They didn't even damage the painting.

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@UberFacts Motley Crue is overrated and Styx is underrated.

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@GetSpectrum has hung up on me 4 times while trying to reduce my service and I went to the chat with us to fix this and they told me to call. Lol this should be illegal. I can't reduce my bill. #SPECTRUM #BBB @bbb_us

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@UberFacts The protagonists need bad ideas so the murder can catch them...

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I swear big tire got with big nail and decided upon a symbiotic relationship to fist my tires.

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@betsperts Showroom furniture salesman at an Amish furniture store

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I know they got the first down but as a Broncos fan I feel like they should have kicked a 70 yard field goal instead of risking it. #KCvsLAC