Mitch Parker

Writer, editor, and whatever else digital media made me do. Bylines in @GQAustralia, @i_D, @Vice and more.

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Jacki Weaver call me, I’ve got a screenplay for you.

[ABC News @abcnews]

82yo woman charged over alleged $3.2 million cocaine trafficking attempt https://t.co/hsWu7bsW4p

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This is straight from the Alexandre Arnault playbook. Wherever he goes, hypebeast ideas show up shortly after.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

painful to see tiffany go from making beautiful things with elsa peretti to shoehorning themselves into every pop culture/ "streetwear" trend, like so many other companies that have lost confidence and are now flailing around trying to capture young luxury money

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@44m3r1c4nd0LL4r Love to win the party

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@44m3r1c4nd0LL4r Right?!

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There are no magazines anymore but somehow also 14 covers per issue

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@WendyWends Thankfully I didn’t have to isolate while I wait. But there would be others who did have to.

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If you think the PCR wait times are bad in the city, spare a thought for rural areas. I’m in Goondiwindi and it just took 5 days to get a result back.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

buying $1000 outfits with the idea you can wear them to expensive restaurants: this seems about right

buying $20 appetizers: are you insane???

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supporting healthcare workers by flirting with everyone working at the vaccine hub

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you’re in his DMs, I’m in his r*y* matches from 6 months ago unable to do anything about it because I’m trapped in locked down Australia

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got the new iPhone hoping its camera would be good (kind) but sadly it’s good (truthful)

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Earthquake at this point feels a bit on the nose, writing wise. Real late-season Greys Anatomy move tbh

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@44m3r1c4nd0LL4r truly worst day of the year to be online

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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, ending up on the Netflix social media team

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You all laughed at my

London
Paris
Milan
Tokyo
Brisbane
New York

tote bag. But who’s laughing now

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Can’t believe I have to face a Monday night without hearing Mare say “heauxme”

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"cooking is a radically tender act. food should be for everyone!" — home cook explaining their $50 cookbook that will make you feel guilty for spending anything less than $90 on olive oil

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The Melbourne fashion girls are posting about eating oysters at wine bars again, nature is healing etc.