Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha

Tech Guy Managing people from around the world.. I Judge and i do it the way it should be done..

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

This deewar like dialogue is the most frustrating.
People know what theyre doing is wrong, but theyll not stop until the samaritan asks everyone else to behave nicely, who in turn want others to first behave in civil manner - cycle continues and i reach my destination.

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

@rajneil I asked someone to reduce the reel volume. The person said “bhai itna shor hai yahan wo band karwa phele” 😂😂

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

Coal scam?

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

COAL MINISTER G KISHAN REDDY FLAGS REPORTED DISAPPEARANCE OF 40 LAKH TONNES OF COAL, SEEKS URGENT PROBE INTO SCCL

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

@Trendulkar

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

Unrelated but what was our stance on Enrica Lexie case??
Mahamanav was questioning SoGa’s patriotism, now if our ministers dont take solid action against their best phriend bully, can we call them anti national?

[Aditya Raj Kaul @AdityaRajKaul]

#BREAKING: 3 Indian sailors killed in US attack on ship off the Oman coast, confirms Union Minister Sarbananda Sonowal.

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

Dont clarify this to bhakts otherwise nonbiological mahamanav will fight again in 2029 to break the actual record
Let them win made up non existent fights

[Abhishek Singhvi @DrAMSinghvi]

The BJP’s latest propaganda exercise deserves a reality check.

Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru remains the longest-serving Prime Minister of India. The BJP’s claim rests on a technicality of counting only from 26 January 1950 and then conveniently using the phrase “longest serving elected”.

India did not come into existence on 26 January 1950. Our national journey as an independent nation began on 15 August 1947.

Instead of manufacturing records through semantic jugglery and headline management, the government should focus on addressing the challenges confronting the people. History cannot be rewritten by clever footnotes or political marketing.

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

@HurryPuttar @volklub I had a similar problem in my 2010 i10 somewhere around 2015/16
An experienced ASC mechanic diagnosed it to be a problem with the spark plugs
Replaced them and never had the problem again

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

@volklub 18000 after goodwill discount? This itself makes me delay my purchase decision
This

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

newsite_old????
Is the govt even serious about this fiasco?
@dpradhanbjp makes @smritiirani look smart now!!

[CBSE HQ @cbseindia29]

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@EduMinOfIndia @PTI_News @PIB_India @PIB_Edu @AkashvaniAIR @airnewsalerts @DDNewslive @dpradhanbjp @sanjayjavin

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

In the last 12 years, we have regressed 21 years and our future looks darker than ever, all thanks to bjpoop.

[sidharth @sidharthify]

starting from @ni5arga, as everyone knows, discovered an administrative backdoor to the OnMark portal.

the password for a superadmin account with full read/write access to national exam data?

it was literally 123456

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

India is not a serious country
And thanks to all ladli bahins and bechara bhaiyas who kept voting for these incompetent clowns for the last 12 years.
Even in Africa , the edu min responsible for paper leaks and assessment fiascos would've resigned on moral grounds.

[sidharth @sidharthify]

starting from @ni5arga, as everyone knows, discovered an administrative backdoor to the OnMark portal.

the password for a superadmin account with full read/write access to national exam data?

it was literally 123456

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

@upshine3 Wait, this isnt normal???????

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

Which indian babu thought this is a good idea?

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | "Thank you for the gift", tweets Prime Minister of Italy, Giorgia Meloni

She says, "Prime Minister Modi brought as a gift, a very, very good toffee- Melody"

(Video Source: Giorgia Meloni/'X')

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

These journalists are an apparent pillar of our democracy 🤦

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

THIS IS INTERESTING RESEARCH.
PUTS THINGS IN CONTEXT. MAY EVEN SETTLE THE POLITICAL DEBATE.
Input: @rajivjournalist

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

Not buying gold so that some conglomerate owner can expand his binness in Amreeka

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

6 IN 10 INDIANS MAY AVOID GOLD PURCHASES FOR A YEAR AFTER MODI’S APPEAL AMID RISING IMPORT BILL CONCERNS

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

@IndianTintin_ Gujarati here, i always thought this was normal behaviour.

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

My bike, RE Classic 350, has started giving me mileage of 33/34kmpl instead of the earlier 28/29kmpl.
@HardeepSPuri please look into the matter seriously, shayad ethanol blending kum ho raha hai!!!

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

@chiragbarjatya Increased to a level of normalisation.

Semi rich think it is okay to bribe your way out of trubles/queues/minor offences.
Rich think it is their right to bribe their way of out crimes.
Poor legally get bribed to keep the party in power.

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

@frontierindica Because
1) we are not bjpoops vote bank
2) we are the source of income, black and white, for the govt
3) we pay for ladli bahins and pyari bhabhis, and bechara bhaiyas.

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

Because
1) we are not bjpoops vote bank
2) we are the source of income, black and white, for the govt
3) we pay for ladli bahins and pyari bhabhis, and bechara bhaiyas.

[Frontier Indica @frontierindica]

The Indian salaried class has been methodically stripped of every single inflation hedge available to it, one budget at a time.

You tried crypto. They slapped a 30% flat tax on gains, allowed no set-off of losses, and added 1% TDS on transfers.

You tried equities. Budget 2024 raised STCG from 15% to 20%, raised LTCG from 10% to 12.5%, increased STT on F&O, and also killed indexation for most other long-term capital gains.

You thought fine, I’ll diversify some savings abroad through LRS. They put 20% TCS on remittances above 10 lakhs for investments abroad.

You tried Sovereign Gold Bonds, because surely a government-issued, government-backed gold hedge would be the one clean instrument they would not mess with. Then Budget 2026 came along and removed the capital gains exemption for secondary market buyers.

And now the final insult.

The Prime Minister has publicly asked you to avoid buying physical gold for a year in the “national interest,” because gold imports use foreign exchange.

So let me get this straight. A middle class wagie earning in depreciating rupees, watching FD rates hover around 6.5% while real life inflation keeps eating his purchasing power, has now been told:

Crypto is taxed like a vice.

Equities are more expensive to hold and exit.

Foreign diversification gets hit with TCS.

SGBs are being wound down and tax-narrowed.

Buying physical gold is now unpatriotic.

Basically, every single exit from rupee depreciation has been systematically curtailed. You are expected to hold your savings in instruments the government controls, at returns the government sets, for a currency the government is rapidly inflating away.

Does this sound like Amrit Kaal to you?

[Mit 'Sir'casm Chocha @mitchocha]

What is stopping @BJP4India and @Tejasvi_Surya from giving 33% tickets to women instead of having to reserve seats in parl, walk the talk, first give tickets to enough women voluntarily and let voters decide who they want as representatives!!!