McKenzyM

sow some seeds today 💜

[McKenzyM @mitchori]

The level of hanger that I experience between meals is a problem. Like, am I alone here?

[McKenzyM @mitchori]

*me trying to go to sleep*
One person in the room- *snoring*
Me- “Okay, I can still do this..” *closes eyes*
Second person in room - *also starts snoring*
Me- “I warned you, Dirty Dan.”

[McKenzyM @mitchori]

My gma has her thermostat hooked up to her phone and says she sees that my Gpa keeps trying to turn it up, but she keeps turning it down to mess with him😂

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Grandma- “that church had a sign that said holy dunker. They must have a lot of baptisms” *P.s. it was an election sign saying “Holly Dunker”. #thegrandmasgotodisney

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My grandma just got an iPhoneXR. Is this a joke?

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“Those subtle lies, those angry pleas. They’re just demons wishing they were free like me”

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Being an adult means deciding I want to build a fort at 10:30 pm and no one yelling at me for dragging the kitchen chairs out.

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Just walked into Vera Bradley to pick up a donation for an event, and I’ve never seen so many angry southern women in all my life. #christmasinbranson

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If I could write a book about Branson tourists, I feel like it would never end 😂

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Veterans are my literal favorite people on the planet. They shatter your heart and make you cry happy tears all at once. 💛

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They should involve “getting yelled at” in the job description of every communications/PR job application ever.

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@shelbymbox Literally me. Like I need my ceiling fan to not be on with this temperature or I’m not okay 🙃😂

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It’s 64 degrees out and I can’t stay outside for 5 minutes without shaking like a leaf.

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THREE DAYS! 🙌

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I think it’s so important to be mindful when talking about patriotism, regulations, and rules. It can easily become a “golden calf” if we let it.

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Y’all, next month @MartyBrockII and I are taking our two grandma’s to Disney world. You all have never seen better entertainment than what is to come 🙌🏼😂

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Adult acne is straight from the pits of hell.

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Literally confused as to why people complain about working 40 hrs a week. I’m over here like “what the heck do I do with all this time I have now?” 🎉🤷🏼‍♀️ #cofograduateprobs

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My little sister just sent me a chain text message. LOL believe that I just sent it back to her hoping tomorrow will be the best day of my life 😅 Don’t act like y’all haven’t done it.

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At this point I’m going to be showing up to my wedding in a feed sack. The price of wedding gowns are *put quite simply* stupid. 🙃