Mitch Stumbo

[Father Kyle Kempt @kylekempt]

Just in case anyone doesn’t believe in Hilton Magic yet

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@nickstavas Funnily enough now he basically has the stat line mahomes has been putting up first two weeks

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@TyHaliburton22 @JakeZosel11 Hey Tyrese remember me? I let you into my frat back in Ames in 2018! How have you been man?

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@EmoynaghEric I hate when my phone forces me to go 78 weeks back on a girls timeline

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@SjClark10 Luke Schmitt

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@NUGJPCHASE First day on nug train, so the rule of thumb is wait for red or green flags?

[Mitch Stumbo @mitchstumbo]

We are a basketball school!

[Iowa State Men’s Basketball @CycloneMBB]

Checking in at No. 19 in this week’s @AP_Top25!

More work to do!

#Cyclones | #C5C

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@SjClark10 Watch yourself when talking about my city.

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Shoutout to @ccrow1033 for taking the throne as reality TV’s biggest superfan with his 7 tweets & 1 retweet about The Bachelorette last night! Most devoted in the game.

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@bredin_matt https://t.co/p5gZNnvxaG

[Matt @bredin_matt]

AHHHHHHHHH #forevertrue

[Mitch Stumbo @mitchstumbo]

@Jaytonhull $MRNA & $PFE too

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Also update ur twitter, game is pretty weak lately :/

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@Paddys_Ames hey can you play Levels by Avicii?

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Girls seriously need to quit complaining about rush, some people have it way worse. For instance my hangover today lasted 5 hours, did you see me complaining on social media?

[Mitch Stumbo @mitchstumbo]

Half of the Boone Middle School faculty were praying on my downfall😤

[flamie foxx @overlybrennan]

teachers used to really have beef wit me like bro I’m 12

[Mitch Stumbo @mitchstumbo]

The girl you’re anxiously waiting to reply to you is currently hanging out with a guy that uses VLookup instead of IndexMatch in Microsoft Excel, it’s time to move on king.

[Mitch Stumbo @mitchstumbo]

Ignorance is so unattractive. If a girl can’t talk to me about the macro-economical implications of the federal reserve’s actions lately I don’t even want it.

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National coin shortage and y’all still enforcing parking meters? Bro I haven’t seen a quarter in like 3 weeks :/ @DesMoinesGov

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You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

[Mitch Stumbo @mitchstumbo]

@AndJWolf @Jasonfrei14 Boone isn’t a disease it’s a privilege, show some respect.