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I used to enjoy being on here

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

Deadass my favorite wing place in the city back in the day I was so hurt the first time I went and saw it was closed

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

@temp6t You’re like the @6pekreal of showdown

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

And my punishment will be a dream

[waffel @belgishwaffle]

this is funny cause irl pee isnt yellow its like a reddish brown

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

Why did the Rutgers school year start on like a Thursday with a Wednesday class schedule
I remember walking into a class like 2/3 through thinking I was early and I wasn’t even in the class

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

This shit is so fucking funny man. Irl roguelike runs

[Stefan @DocHookah]

Me using the jig emote for a girl in the grand exchange which is probably a guy

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

You can lead a horse to water

[Marshall Faulk the GOAT🏈 @RamsFaithful]

@grlicking @GrageDustin You mean the one that ran rampant through our communities and now is basically a seasonal illness?

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

Favorite thing to do on my commute home is yell at people walking their dog that their dog is beautiful

[Narugod @Narugod5]

Its called being spiritually japanese you damn normie clown.

My real name is "Gerald" but my spiritual name is Jerarudo because it makes me feel one with Japan.

You can have fun with your basic boring names.. ill be using the one that makes me sound like a sugoi badass

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

Bro took the unlimited bacon

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan

Security Guard:

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

@NebsGoodTakes Dude these comments are hilarious

[Sheldo @SheldoOSRS]

I asked my highschool biolgy teacher out on a date the day I turned 18 via her steam account. She blocked me. Rock golem, #38.

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

I watched a senior dev move his hand from the keyboard to the mouse.

He clicked "File," then "Save."

The entire motion took 1.4 seconds.

I tapped on his shoulder.

I asked if he was allergic to efficiency or just enjoyed the scenic route.

He looked confused and said he was just saving his code.

I told him that 'Ctrl+S' takes 0.2 seconds.

Over a year, his mouse usage costs the company three days of development time.

He said it was muscle memory.

I told him his muscles were bad at math.

I unplugged his mouse and locked it in my drawer.

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

This game on a psp was an unbeatable experience

[retro @cybercxre]

Prince of Persia (2005)

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

@bbloomzii @grok @perfectsoundwtv @economicalcliff @bladeefan911 Unironically your family tree is a circle

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The bar sequence in X-Men: First Class (2011) is one of the coldest character moments in the franchise.

[ًMippie @MitchTemp7]

@npdsmyffbz @d84731134 @JiggyNegus @DeenTheGreat One flush hook can absolutely give brain damage bro are you good?