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[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

Evergreen tweet https://t.co/wkigAH3Ko6

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

Your thoughts and prayers mean nothing if you are empowered to do something, anything, about the problem @SenateGOP @HouseGOP

[Vox @voxdotcom]

The real reason Michelle Wolf is under attack is because her Sarah Huckabee Sanders jokes are true https://t.co/MBSvyrnLa7

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

This is an embarrassment. Not in the spirit of our mission of a vigorous and free press is a White House that makes a mockery of the concept on a daily basis. What a comedian had to say during a roast is irrelevant.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

My problem with last night’s dinner is not that we had a comedian who told some nasty jokes. It’s that we did not really address the nearly constant attacks on the press from the president. The dinner should change with the times so we send a strong message to the world. #WHCD

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Hopefully they can use their investigative skills to solve the mystery of why someone they hired as a comedian told jokes. https://t.co/xWc1k1oBZK

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

@jfreemanNJ @Evanherron https://t.co/Rvpp3v68BH

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

This is how you pathetically beg for access to a group of weak, thin skinned bitches https://t.co/KjqZUtO8jd

[Andrea Mitchell @mitchellreports]

Apology is owed to @PressSec and others grossly insulted ny Michelle Wolf at White House Correspondents Assoc dinner which started with uplifting heartfelt speech by @margarettalev - comedian was worst since Imus insulted Clinton’s

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

The only defense you need is the entire administration is a group of toxic anti American liars https://t.co/eRY5cHBTwL

[Jim Roberts @nycjim]

Michelle Wolf Is Defending Her Sarah Huckabee Sanders Jokes https://t.co/4Zq8sbRQkP via @vulture

[deray @deray]

I miss City Paper.

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

Can they buy out Chris Davis while they are at it? https://t.co/tPAA4OEFqu

[Sara Feldman @Saratfeldman]

Thanks for lunch @mitchumms of MuberEats! #5stars

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

A great reminder that hate is learned, unlearned https://t.co/TkCgcwrj3l

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

@DJoseph31 @wmata @Metrofailinfo @unsuckdcmetro Damn that branch Ave line is brrrrrruuuutttttaaaallll

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

This is a moment we should arm our teachers https://t.co/KRBUDxN3KD

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Arizona and Colorado teachers plan to don red shirts and descend upon their respective Capitols for a second day in a growing educator uprising. https://t.co/8VlWOyG3ef

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

“And a white man get paid offa all of that.” —Kanye West https://t.co/d2FVSZAA4L

[Rushern Baker @RushernBaker]

Violent crime won’t be reduced with policing alone. It takes investment in family services, social services, mental & behavioral health and, most importantly, education.

[Rushern Baker @RushernBaker]

Keeping the Preakness at Pimlico increases the commercial tax base and creates more job opportunities. Without more job opportunities, we can’t create a better Baltimore.

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

@DJoseph31 @jasoninthehouse @Twitter That felt great. We should do that more.

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

@DJoseph31 @jasoninthehouse orders Chinese food at a yelling volume

[(((Mitch))) @mitchumms]

@DJoseph31 @jasoninthehouse took my frisbee and I want it back