Mitch Wisniewski

Writer. More likely a few small aliens in a big trench coat. (he/him)

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

@Urban_Connector Moonlight is soooooo good

[majken ⟡˚⋆ @lilacspmI]

2014 was just practice 🙈

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

Merry Christmas!

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

@UpAndAdam1999 The only explanation is that salt lake people are weird. There's some cool spots there tho. HMU if you need any more recs of stuff to do

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

@UpAndAdam1999 I used to live near the broadway theatre run by salt lake fun society. It plays most of the indie movies. On state st and 300 s downtown.

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

this diva at the #nationaldogshow

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

coca-cola november 2024

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

Chappell Roan performing her new song on SNL

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

just had to google "how to zelle with Chase" and it's like... what happened to sunlight and fresh air... taking a dip in the sea... feeling the rain on your skin...

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

SO HE COMES BACK FROM A FAMILY VACATION THAT SHE WASN'T INVITED ON- EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN DATING FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS- AND HE HANDS HER A NOTE THAT SAYS THEY'RE INCOMPATIBLE EVEN THOUGH, AGAIN, THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER ALMOST FOUR YEARS-

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

this is unironically what salt lake city looks like

[Jeremy Glover @JGrantGlover]

The Trump-Vance housing plan:

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

@perfumegenius @fibulaa

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

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[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

working from home in front of a giant beachfront window means good lighting!

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

@DannysaurusRex2 Seasonings never see you coming

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

you can keep your single origin they/them coffee LIBS. In this house we drink DUNKIN and vote for HILLARY. #LockHimUp

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

PSA you can cancel planet fitness with one click if you go into the app and change your home club to any club in California. The option appears in your membership settings after you switch clubs.

[♉︎ @AkagiWolf]

Oh Planet Fitness is a shaking right now

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

I might die

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

Vermithor:

#HOTD

[Mitch Wisniewski @mitchwis]

what are the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics opening ceremonies gonna have? A parade of pioneer wagons? An MLM presentation? Someone shooting crumbl cookies into the crowd out of a t-shirt cannon? A river of Diet Coke through the venue?