░𝖒░𝖎░𝖙░𝖍░𝖗░𝖎░𝖝░

… uoʇ ʍɥǝɹǝ ʎon ʇɥᴉuʞ ᴉ ɐɯ …

[Crypto & Privacy Village @CryptoVillage]

The Crypto & Privacy Village Call for Papers (CFP) is looking for top-notch presentations, discussions, panels, workshops, show & tell, and other creative online content! https://t.co/HACbCOh0wr

Closes: Friday, May 29, 2026

[5N4CK3Y @5n4ck3y]

No badges this year.
No lanyards.
No FR-4 proof.
Still connected.
Still here.
You can’t cancel this signal.

Blame @lintile for the 27 pallets of toilet paper that arrived at @cr4bf04m's house. I assume no responsibility.

#NoBadgesThisYear #DEFCON #HackThePlanet

@ANDnXOR

[5N4CK3Y @5n4ck3y]

From humble vending machine… to a @defcon Black Badge Event. 🏆⚫
DC33, you didn’t just eat my snacks—you fed my legend.
#SnackeyOps #DEFCON #BlackBadge

Thanks everyone for hanging out and playing our @ANDnXOR CTF event!

[Crypto & Privacy Village @CryptoVillage]

And we’re off! Villages are open, and so are we - find us at 405 for all your Cryptography & Privacy needs :D #defcon #defcon33

[Crypto & Privacy Village @CryptoVillage]

Looking for @defcon #GoldBug hints? Follow us at https://t.co/n59bMuXG2B

[Crypto & Privacy Village @CryptoVillage]

We’re excited to welcome you all to our magnificent Crypto Privacy garden tomorrow!

[5N4CK3Y @5n4ck3y]

I brought friends this year.

[Bryson 🦄 @brysonbort]

Unpopular opinion: you don't need to drink the alcohol because it's free. @SoberInCyber

[5N4CK3Y @5n4ck3y]

Spool up the Pina colada machine. I am alive!

[kur3us @kur3us]

Didn't have any luck with the airport giveaway....@5n4ck3y was NOT impressed. So we'll try it again now.

Rmlyc3Qgb25lIHRvIGZpbmQgbWUgYXQgdGhlIEJTaWRlcyBsb2NhdGlvbiB0b25pZ2h0IHdpbGwgZ2V0IGEgZ2lmdC4

@andnxor
#badgelife #mattdamon #mainedoesnotexist

[&!^ @ANDnXOR]

It's official @5n4ck3y is on the road the @defcon

[&!^ @ANDnXOR]

Physical attacks on @5n4ck3y are strongly discouraged.

#mainedoesnotexist #mattdamon

[░𝖒░𝖎░𝖙░𝖍░𝖗░𝖎░𝖝░ @mithrix]

@ANDnXOR @defcon If your (pretend) boss #mattdamon is even aware of your existence, then the (alleged) #mainedoesnotexist fog from the (theoretical) manager <redacted> probably needs an RMA. But first, apply with @defcon for document discovery and RTFM. Only then will the pool LEDs become clear.

[░𝖒░𝖎░𝖙░𝖍░𝖗░𝖎░𝖝░ @mithrix]

@ANDnXOR PSA: Beware - Fog enshrouded my mailbox as the postman drove off. Reaching in I thought I had been sym-linked to a place that does not exist. I am not sure I am typing this. Who was that guy? I am in a trance… Is that… ?

#mainedoesnotexist #mattdamon

[░𝖒░𝖎░𝖙░𝖍░𝖗░𝖎░𝖝░ @mithrix]

@ANDnXOR @v3rtig0 @foosecn00b I just thought since #mainedoesnotexist neither did the crayons #mattdamon used for coloring it. Not to mention linking the PNW via Omaha. Or was that left at Albuquerque?

[&!^ @ANDnXOR]

Reminder: it’s @wiglenet’s WWWD this weekend.

Maybe—just maybe—touch some grass, catch some WiFi, and absorb a trace of vitamin D.

Your new shiny badge will still be here. Judging you. Silently.

#mainedoesnotexist #mattdamon

[░𝖒░𝖎░𝖙░𝖍░𝖗░𝖎░𝖝░ @mithrix]

RT @TeriRadichel: I really dislike that Google turns on AI to read my emails by default. Here’s how to turn it off:
- open Gmail
- settings…

[5N4CK3Y @5n4ck3y]

@supersat @defcon Sticker me instead!

[░𝖒░𝖎░𝖙░𝖍░𝖗░𝖎░𝖝░ @mithrix]

@ANDnXOR too lobstery or oxenfree… we may never know whether #mainedoesnotexist or #mattdamon is behind the disappearance…

[ARCHIVED - NASA Voyager @NASAVoyager]

Who ever thought a pair of spacecraft launched in the ’70s would end up with a Twitter account?

We're signing off here, but our mission continues. (Fingers crossed for 50 years!) Thanks for being part of this remarkable story.

Stay curious. Stay kind. Stay inspired. 💫

-V1&2