Tim Schwab

A soldier, star, agent, ambassador, alien and outsider.

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

Apparently in New York they fly fish dogs.

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

I regret to report that Shake Shack is not worth it.

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

Twenty nine and feeling fine.

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

The Splenda of a king

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

Sweet dreams are made of peas. Who am I to disagree?

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

Sometimes I’m scrolling through TikTok, and I find a video that’s so beautiful, or amazing, or funny that I can close TikTok in peace, knowing I have found the peak of TikTok for the day. Those are good days.

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

@mikedonehey You coming to Germany? We‘ll host you!

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

@Spotify My Good Morning Playlist is pretty good: https://t.co/UOvO4IDzVc

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

@Helloimmorgan

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

Remember when social media used to be writing on people’s walls and poking them? I feel like we’ve lived through the rise and fall of an empire.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

maybe the real twitter is all the friends we made along the way

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

Wow, Amazon Music went bad over night! What a dump.

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

After leading a worship set today, I received feedback that it was “just like worship in Columbia”. Pretty sure that’s the highest praise a worship leader can receive 😁.

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

Guys, enough with the social media platforms trying to be like all the others. This was the downfall of Instagram. Now TikTok trying to be BeReal? Please, you know better!

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

I think we can all agree that (sadly) Instagram has become a dump. May I suggest an alternative:

https://t.co/P3BmIOpoZy

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

I’m here.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

He was ahead of his time.

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

@bibleproject are your servers down? I can't reach your site!

[Tim Schwab @mitlamk]

@Twenty20app you were good. Thanks Envato for ruining it.