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@bushontheradio I said this to a colleague at work whilst pointing out the compass points, he looked at me like I’d completely lost the plot and walked off at a fast pace 😵‍💫

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@julesserkin @jrpaine @ClareCraigPath I’m a blood donor and never been asked about vaccinations, just anything since the last donation so don’t know how you know about this supposed unvaccinated blood 🤔

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@ShakeLS Becks was England Captain, was crucial in Utd winning the treble, scored from the half way line, got the last gasp goal against Greece from a free kick to get us through to the 2002 World Cup. He was incredible 😎

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@CDSmid @BBCMOTD He dived 3 weeks later, no foul

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@CollegeFBonX Yeah but could you do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?

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@AriMeyerPGH Yeah but could you do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?

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@RepMaryMiller Key word “chose”, it’s what everyone should be entitled to, the right to chose 👍🏻

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@KristanHawkins Making someone else’s tough decisions all about you 🙄

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@greengirlbella_ So your team has waited donkeys years for a trophy and all you can think about is Tottenham and getting your tits out 🙄

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@olly_searle 100% not jealousy, I was cheering on the Villa and Palace in Europe and was delighted they won.

Equally as delighted when Arsenal lost, they are a horrible team with horrible fans and a horrible manager….

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@rawedgespassion @Gillian275Gm Wow not heard this song in so long but immediately it brought back lots of memories of being 15 in 1983. Glad to hear you’re still making music and I’ll give the album a listen 🎶🥳

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@Gooner_Dad6 It’s obvious Arsenal don’t have talent especially Gabriel taking penalties 🥳

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@BBCMOTD Can't stop laughing, got this Gabriel miss on a loop 🤣

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@PSG_English Well done, superb result

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@footballontnt The last penalty, Gabriel struts up to the spot. Looks at the crowd like he's Russell Crowe in Gladiator giving "are you not entertained" vibes. Shit run-up and then fires the ball into row Z. Chefs kiss Gabriel, no-one deserved this more than you 🥳

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Gabriel turns into John Terry, Gooners with faces like smacked arses, funny as fuck, be laughing all night at this comedy #PSGARS #UCLFinal

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@RumfoordNiles @RealGitmoTrump The villages decided this was an ideal opportunity to rid themselves of the idiots, ship them off to the new lands and my goodness are we seeing the end result

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@mikesulsenti @PerHans85878989 In the past year I have been to Denmark, Hungary, Maldives, Dubai, USA and about to go to Japan and South Korea. You chat absolute bollocks @mikesulsenti

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@44Exploration @JoJoFromJerz @KatieMiller @TheDemocrats You know you’re epic when a bloke describes you as “every man’s worst nightmare” 🤣🤣🤣

And legendary when same bloke calls you a “vile, bitter democrat whore”

@JoJoFromJerz I salute you 🤩

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@michaelsgordon @NipseyHoussle The working time regulations ensure we have a work/life balance and employment laws protect employees. Nothing to do with being lazy, we work the hours set in our contract ageeed upon by both parties. Businesses do open weekends with a weekend pay supplement for the staff 😎