The MitMot Sisters

Gliding through life with the grace of a swan that just stood on a land mine in zero gravity

[The MitMot Sisters @MitMotSisters]

I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT EUROPE #SuggestANewNameForTheUK

[すき家【公式】 @sukiya_jp]

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キャンペーンは本日まで💨
その場で当たる❗
3日間で150名様にお食事券1,000円分🎁
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全国のすき家で販売中🙌
#すき家 の #月見すきやき牛丼🎑

① @sukiya_jpをフォロー
②【#すき家においしい月が出た】と食べたい気持ちを月の絵文字をつけて引用RT🌛🌕🌔🌓🌗🌖🌝

[すき家【公式】 @sukiya_jp]

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#月見すきやき牛丼 🎑🌕
発売記念🙌
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卵黄を月に見立てた、“すき焼き”と“たまご”の定番コンビ🫶❗️
合計100名様に、#すき家 で使えるお食事券2,000円分が毎日抽選で当たる🎁

応募の条件は、
①＠sukiya_jp をフォロー
②このツイートをリツイート🔁

#今年の月見はすき家にしよう

[【公式】松屋 @matsuya_foods]

松屋 魅惑の飯泥棒『鶏のバター醬油炒め定食』発売記念‼️
『松屋のお食事券3枚』が抽選で10名様に当たる🤩フォロー&リポスト（RT）キャンペーン開催🎉
⭐️応募方法⭐️
1️⃣@matsuya_foodsをフォロー
2️⃣この投稿をリポスト（RT）
締切は2023年9月18日（月）
#食べればわかるさ

[ローソン @akiko_lawson]

冷凍庫から出してすぐ食べられる #ローソンの冷凍デザート をおトクに (^^)
1）このアカウントをフォロー
2）この投稿をリツイート
3）抽選で毎日1万名様に100円値引券！！結果は自動でお知らせ
#ローソン

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Qatario Kart: Princess Peach is pelted to death with banana peels for driving.

[The MitMot Sisters @MitMotSisters]

@jayLIBC

[Public Outsider @publicoutsider]

A pediatric dentistry training robot from #Japan 🃏

[The MitMot Sisters @MitMotSisters]

@mattLIBC

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Just watched 2 dogs having sex in a puddle of gasoline while a shirtless man tried desperately to use his malfunctioning lighter to ignite the beasts, his wife quietly overdosing on the floor nearby, until finally, I reached the front of the line, and ordered my Subway tuna melt.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Anybody else’s pee taste weird since the Queen died?

[Bex (ベッキー) Permanent Hiatus @Bekiwii]

Anyone whos been in Japan long enough knows しょうがない is a cop-out term and it's used for scenarios where no one has the balls to make changes, not some wonderful way of living. 🙊

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

If you still haven’t found a way to monetize your children’s Monkey Pox on the internet, then you’re probably not cut out for a career in the arts. I’d suggest something that better matches your talents, like eating sand, or becoming a dog murderer.

[The MitMot Sisters @MitMotSisters]

@mattLIBC Don’t forget about the opiate crisis !

[The MitMot Sisters @MitMotSisters]

Thanks for the non tax deductible subsidy Abe Chan ! I hope the masks aren’t too small in heaven!

[The MitMot Sisters @MitMotSisters]

@jayLIBC Spoiler, Max is denied an abortion.

[The MitMot Sisters @MitMotSisters]

@jayLIBC Spoiler, Dusty gets long Covid.

[The MitMot Sisters @MitMotSisters]

@jayLIBC Spoiler, Elevens power come from a closet cocaine habit. This explains the nosebleeds.

[The MitMot Sisters @MitMotSisters]

Now I’m no biblical scholar, but seems to me that you need to wait until your child is 33 before you can kill them and should be done publicly. #RowVsWade

[Megan Beth Koester @bornferal]

*Borat voice*
MAI RIIIIGHTS

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

BILL COSBY I BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK