mito c. hondria

NOT the powerhouse of the cell, but I am the powerhouse of your heart ;) ||
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[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

Vote for the mitochondria, the most relatable organelle!! I work 40 hours a day to create energy for all of you so you don't perish. Y'all need ATP for everything, and I can and DO supply that free of charge #rmorganelles23 @Mrs_Albaugh

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

congrats to the ribosomes!! proud to be #2 y'all had a banger video, totally deserved. #rmorganelles23

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@RibosomeTheBomb @usainbolt @sonic_hedgehog @Mrs_Albaugh Yet each mitochondrion produces over 500,000 ATP molecules every second :)

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

the mitochondria is responsible to monitoring and maintaining various important systems within the body! we can run Cell City just as well as we play our part in homeostasis!! #rmorganelles23 @Mrs_Albaugh

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

literally every second of every day :] #rmorganelles23 @Mrs_Albaugh

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

ATP runs the cell and we make the ATP. what else do you need to say? #rmorganelles23 @Mrs_Albaugh

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

other organelles when they realize they all need ATP (which we make!!) to do the jobs they're so proud of:
#rmorganelles23 @Mrs_Albaugh

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@RibosomeTheBomb @Mrs_Albaugh better not let Mr Thomas catch you lacking lmao

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

sorry @RibosomeTheBomb, but the mitochondria is just a tiny bit cooler than you. we divide independently of the cell and replicate our own mtDNA with help from the lovely mtDNA polymerase! we can match base pairs too :) we just do a little extra #rmorganelles23 @Mrs_Albaugh

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@votemely @Mrs_Albaugh aaand this is where the anger issue allegations come from. maybe you should get that checked :) #gototherapy and anyways, we require specific signals you, on the other hand...

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@votemely prides itself on "cleaning up" the cell but in reality the methods it uses are unsafe and morally dubious. they use dangerous chemicals and have a tendency to explode when attacked. you don't want a leader with anger issues, right? :) #rmorganelles23 @Mrs_Albaugh

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@hungryvacuole32, Cell City needs a leader that can be present. You only show up in plant cells while you can't seem to show up for animal cells. where's the equality? where's the sense of responsibility? we need action, not a disappearing act. #rmorganelles23 @Mrs_Albaugh

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@RibosomeTheBomb @Mrs_Albaugh thanks for the compliment, it's nice to be known :) not sure if you would know what it feels like though #rmorganelles23

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@votemely @Mrs_Albaugh woah there, calm down. no need to overreact :) we mitochondria do many jobs including maintaining ion homeostasis and working with metabolism.
oh and guess what? we share some of the stuff you criticized us of being susceptible to! isn't that cute? <3 #rmorganelles23

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@hungryvacuole32 @girlbossgolgi @Mrs_Albaugh every other organelle uses and benefits from ATP that we produce, including you <3 we have to be complex because our task is complex. you're simple because your task is simple :) must be nice having an easy job! too bad the lysosomes do the same thing :( #rmorganelles23)

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

the mitochondria is more complex than any other organelle. We have two membranes AND we have our own DNA. @girlbossgolgi might look complex but really they're just a diseased-looking two-faced rough endoplasmic reticulum look alike. #rmorganelles23 @Mrs_Albaugh

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@votemely @Mrs_Albaugh isn't it also your job to keep toxins and dangers out and neutralized? looks like someone isn't doing their job very well... :[

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@girlbossgolgi @votemely @Mrs_Albaugh I think we all know how complex the structure of your face is by now, how about you work on your neurodegeneration first? #rmorganelles23

[mito c. hondria @mitocondre]

@girlbossgolgi @Mrs_Albaugh it seems like someone is a little bit sensitive about their appearance. hidden insecurity much? and if i quit my job, how will you get anything done? :(
let's see you accomplish something without any funds or energy, then we can talk <3