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uci stay zooty

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

BREAKING: LeBron James microwaved his instant ramen for two (2) minutes, but when he took it out it was still kinda cold, so he will be putting it back in for another minute.

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

Financial advisors putting your money in an index fund for you

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

When the Starbucks barista tells me their new toilets are uncloggable.

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Nigga, is this a restaurant…BATTLE PASS?????????

[mello ⋆˚꩜｡ @izukoat]

Going thru my bookmarks and seeing all tweets of when Mexico was still in the WC….it hurts so bad…

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

It’s been quite a row, thank you for making it so special 🚣🏼🇳🇴❤️

[📐 Maria Picassó Piquer ·.+'· @mariapicasso]

⚽️ Erling Haaland

[val @untouchedXOXO]

Mexico vs Inglaterra

[erick 🇲🇽 @AlexisVegaGOAT]

throwback to the best goal ever scored on American soil 😮‍💨🔥 Happy 250th, America 🇺🇸🫡

[Argo Memes @ArgyleMemes]

I didn't realise the Azteca was so high!

[Hnut @anndyhunter]

#gilbertomora

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

The Spanish call of Mexico’s opening goal will send a chill down your spine

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

This is the greatest commentary I’ve ever heard bro holy shit😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥