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[heats ⁉ @POCHOWEK]

Dostoevsky failed to consider destroying and betraying yourself for the bit. The bit is everything

[fawk ✶ @fawkug]

😭😭😭

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I wasn’t around when I was 21. I’d love to show you a photograph of myself at 21 but I wasn’t around

[Wæs @watchingspirals]

checking the laugh reacts in the GC

[eva @_glorianas]

easily the post of the year

[audrey @phlegmme]

Alcohol is the #1 obstacle to weight loss. Just one beer is 200 calories. That means the average person is consuming over 4,000 extra calories every single workday

[💕 @Beebz05]

“I asked chatGPT to turn me into a crackhead…” have u checked ur child’s homework tonight??

[pprreezzoohh @pprreezzoohh]

people are dumb if they thought the literal winner of the name 100 women challenge was gonna be on the fence about the US army

[bald renate reinsve @GayPublix]

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a producer for an artist’s deluxe album

[ratman @CoalPowers]

Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser

[kajal 🥯 @kajwashere]

applying to jobs where i match the job description perfectly and still not getting them

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

The only place I've ever felt welcome is Winston's bubble

[sydney💤 @starcouvts]

You’re fucked up for what you did in Haddonfield

[yano @chappellstat]

Claro! Aqui vai uma letra original dedicada ao Travis Kelce!

[🧛🏻‍♀️ @iiheartalyse2]

Your final challenge.. Let yo bih go through yo phone

[johnny crash @WndowsSucks]

they stopped id'ing me when this happened to me

[Lena @chancevisitors]

Being unemployed felt really good today, I really leaned into the terror and hopelessness of my general condition, ate deliciously, lifted weights, and watched TV

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

Using your phone at any point during a movie should be punishable by death. That is the moderate position

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

why have rules at all! let people talk during movies! let’s turn the lights on so scary movies aren’t too scary! no rules ever! ice cream for dinner!