Dimitra Skouras

unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

the last three wings of hot ones are where you can really tell if someone’s had botox

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

experimenting with double penetration (sticking a qtip in both my ears at once)

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

do you have any idea the amount of premeditated calculation and beak dexterity this took. i’m floored

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

i thought NYC rats were scary but LA crows are worse… i watched an LA crow DIP A CHICKEN WING INTO SAUCE

[ʜᴀᴍ 𓆝 @kingawful]

babe want me to pick u up anything ? i’m at the intersection of art and community

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

trauma dumping at the eggslut

[birdget @wormtownusa]

oh yeah :)

[@social @social_rate]

bro help i can't stop seeing patterns and synchronicities and the interconnectedness of everything in life

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

a woman behind me on the street said “hi beautiful!” and i turned around like 💁🏻‍♀️🥰😘😍

… she was talking to a dog

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

@laurenbirdmusic i will literally do it

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

do you think god regrets giving us free will

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

me deciding to spend $8 on iced oat milk matcha latte

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

@charenkid completely

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

those billboards that are like “don’t drive high” would be 10000x more effective if they said “we know you’re high right now. — the government”

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

this is what going to the grocery store on the weekend feels like

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

cant explain it but they share a certain resemblance

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

when you encounter this sigil in the wild you must perform the ritualistic numerical hopping, it is the elixir of youth and the only thing which may spare you from a crotchety old-person fate

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

the first thing you should do when you move to a new city is get a public library card!

the second thing you should do is rack up $30 in late fees for a book you checked out but will never read

[Dimitra Skouras @mitraskoura]

@juicy_jay1 nikos tortoraki