A glorified mess

28👨🏼‍🦳 A trash human. My favorite phrases regardless of context: “Bitches, I’m back!” “How you gon pay?” “Better to be late than ugly”

[A glorified mess @mitselfie]

I should be put down. 🤡

[Khloe Park @itskhloepark]

Goodnight sinners

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I just love doing stupid shit I guess..

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If you ever wanna make me happy just give me a lil piece of cake 😘

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Who knew trying to get a new job and start school again are like impossible to do simultaneously.

School can’t accommodate to your work schedule.

Work can’t accommodate a student schedule.

But good luck they both say 🙄

[A glorified mess @mitselfie]

When they ask for birthdays on stage and suddenly I ain’t never had a birthday in my life!

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I can’t believe my pms is depression spiraling me right before my birthday. Fuckin rude.

[A glorified mess @mitselfie]

I need to be put down.

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Who gave me the fucking audacityyyyy

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@PeachyKweenie Always

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I think too often of the art that I left behind at the thrift store….

[Baby St. Jane @babystjane]

When the queens designated twink picks up her tips after her number

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This tweet was about GoGo dancers btw.

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I love an equal opportunity employer!

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Someone talk me out of calling off these last shifts before this trip, cuz I really don’t want to be here… like if I call off tonight I get two nights off for the cost of one

[A glorified mess @mitselfie]

My nail lady was throwing shade today scrubbing my toes like that.

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Okay, I’m not taking trips with couples anymore 🙄

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This last hour of work just solidified my fuck it attitude…

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Let’s make 2023 the year we have better lighting on our selfie mirrors… yea I am talking to myself.