Mithilesh Kr. Lala

Interested in almost everything under the SUN. Almost Everything.

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

“…हाय हुसैन हम ना हुए ..”

is completely making different sense today. 🥶

@Ashish1Nanda

[Ashish Nanda @Ashish1Nanda]

Korea down 7%, Nikkei down 4%, China down 3%. India thankfully on Holiday🙏

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

Janha Oil Wanha USA,
Janha Data Wanha Meta.

@YourStoryCo
@CRED_support
@Meta

[YourStory @YourStoryCo]

.@Meta is reportedly in talks to invest in or acquire fintech unicorn @CRED_club at a valuation of around $4 billion, as it looks to deepen its presence in India’s fast-growing digital payments ecosystem.

Founded by @kunalb11, CRED has evolved from a credit card bill payments platform into a fintech super app spanning UPI, lending, insurance and investments. The company recently secured the RBI’s payment aggregator licence and processed 157 crore UPI transactions worth ₹61,002 crore in May 2026.

If the deal materialises, it could mark one of Meta’s most significant bets on India’s fintech sector as competition intensifies in the country’s rapidly expanding UPI market.

#Meta #CRED #KunalShah #Fintech #UPI #DigitalPayments

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

There are enough people on this side of the border whose hearts bleed for the other side. It has been more than 79 years; how many living souls still exist who can recount their pain? And why does it have to be the Punjab side of the partition that feels more pain than the Bengal side? Bengali people's heart is different from theirs? This is absolute propaganda, peddled by Pakistan, which our Urduwood/Bollywood and Left-Islamic cabals keep fanning from time to time. People were divided by a boundary; many lost their lives and livelihoods, but it has been 79 years. If you chose India to be your home, make it your home - which probably everyone did. However, these cabals try everything in their power to keep fanning the pain and loss, even when there is no longer anyone left to connect to that pain.
We need to make example out of these kinds of movie, so that these filthy pigs learn a lesson.

@GemsOfBollywood @Manik_M_Jolly @filmfare

https://t.co/Vt0jt4q0OW

[Maj Manik M Jolly,SM @Manik_M_Jolly]

Be ready for another “सरहद तो बस एक लाइन है ..दोनों तरफ़ हम सब के जैसे ही तो हैं ..ख़ून तो सबका बहा है ..ये politicians की चाल है वरना नफ़रत तो है ही नहीं”

However ridiculous and Stone Age Pakistan cinema might be, they’ve never created ANYTHING promoting Pak India friendship.

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

You misunderstanding her, she married 2 men, it is her contribution to reduce patriarchy.
@KreatelyMedia

[Kreately.in @KreatelyMedia]

Dia Mirza has been married two times.
She proudly wears a burqa.

Oh the patriarchy 😹

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

Tau Do you mean,
The united humiliation of the Utter States of America ??
@kkstau

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

The utter humiliation of the United States of America.

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

आपके पोस्ट से प्रेरणा लेके यह कविता पेश है-

किंग का एक ख़्वाब था, पर वो तो बस एक ख़्वाब रहा,
गडकरी का सपना देखो, हर टंकी में 'शराब' रहा।
था अन्नदाता जो कल तक, वो अब 'ऊर्जादाता' कहलाए,
पर किसान बेचारा वहीं रहा, बस वैगन-आर को पेग लग जाए!
पंप बन गए ठेके सारे, कैसी ये तरक़्क़ी लाई है?
इंजन झूम रहा मस्ती में, जनता ने क़ीमत चुकाई है।
माइलेज की बातें छोड़ो, गाड़ी अब 'हाई स्पिरिट' में चलती है,
नेता जी के इस नशे में, देश की जनता रोज़ छली जाती है।
किंग परखते थे इंसानों को उनके ऊंचे किरदार से,
गडकरी परखते हैं कारों को उनके गहरे दारू के पैमान से।
लो सपना पूरा हुआ भारत का, अब गाड़ी झूम के गाएगी—
ड्राइवर तो रहेगा सोबर, पर कार हिचकियाँ खाएगी!

@kkstau
@007asifkhan @kuldeepmishra aaj Tau ko sambhal lena.

[ᴋᴀᴍʟᴇsʜ sɪɴɢʜ / tau @kkstau]

Martin Luther King had a dream. Nitin Gadkari had a dream. King's dream remains a dream. Gadkari's dream is realised.

Martin Luther King tried to shake America to wake up to the reality and see that all men are born equal.

Gadkari tried to shake India to wake up to the reality and see that all petrol have ethanol.

King climbed to the mountaintop. Gadkari climbed to the distillery.

And lo, the dream is law. Our cars sip neat ethanol or 20 percent v/v, which is the chemistry teacher's polite word for sharaab.

A nation that lectures its sons about drink and drive has cars that drink so the son can drive. Stone cold sober driver. Gloriously sloshed engine.

We were promised the farmer would rise from annadata to urjadata. Nobody warned us the Wagon R would slide from petrol to peg. Fill her up, and the hatchback hiccups awake, humming, happy, faintly hungover.

Critics carp about mileage. Small minds. So what if the car covers less ground. It covers it in higher spirits. You are not losing kilometres. You are gaining a designated driver, and he is the chassis.

They laughed at the dream, Gadkari reminded us. They are not laughing now. They are at the petrol pump, which is no longer a pump but a theka, wondering whether to refuel the bike or befriend it.

King asked that men be judged by the content of their character. Gadkari asks that cars be judged by the content of their alcohol.
The dream is realised.

Bottoms up, Bharat.

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

@NandanNilekani did you get your answer now, why we need to have our own llms? Just few teens hacked @cbseindia29
Imagine what these powerful AI can do.

Had you and Murthy had shown some vision & spine a decade ago (cue-Vishal Sikka ) present day whole Indian IT sector would have pivoted & pioneered in AI.
But as they say a mediocre being called mediocre for a reason.

@AshwiniVaishnaw @GoI_MeitY @svembu

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

Dear Indian Cassius Clay of New York, be careful what you wish for, don't poke Lion. It's just 12 years & all your ilks doing त्राहिमाम् - त्राहिमाम् |
Imagine your poking make him determined to break the record in aboslute manner, are you ready for that - Another 5+ years of तड़प & जलन ?

@sardesairajdeep @Jairam_Ramesh @PChidambaram_IN @Pawankhera @SupriyaShrinate
@INCIndia
@smitaprakash @Iyervval @ajeetbharti @ARanganathan72
https://t.co/bRcs3zpKBN

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

INTERESTING: If Nehru became PM only after the 1952 election as is now being claimed , then was Sardar Patel never really Deputy PM and India’s first Home Minister since he died in 1950?
The trouble with cherry-picking history is that it eventually contradicts itself.🙏

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

@smitaprakash 🤓

[Smita Prakash @smitaprakash]

काबा किस मुँह से जाओगे ग़ालिब
शर्म तुम को मगर नहीं आती
Random for today

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao:

પય વડાપધાન @narendramodi @PMOIndia તમે બંને મોરચે નિષ્ફળ જઈ રહ્યા છો

આને અહંકારનો મદ્દો ન બનાવો, આના માટે જવબદાર લોકને દૂર કરો.

યોગ્ય પગલાં લો, હમણાં જ લો.

Dear Prime minister @narendramodi @PMOIndia you are failing on both counts

Dont make it an ego issue, get rid of the people responsible for it.
Act Right, Act Now.

@NTA_Exams @cbseindia29
@ajeetbharti @sheela2010 @EduMinOfIndia @Iyervval
@dpradhanbjp

[NDTV @ndtv]

'Don't Have Courage To Take Exam Again': NEET Aspirant Dies By Suicide https://t.co/G7AHcDydTh

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

Sir, little correction,
"... These are the intellectuals that mis-led India for decades. ..."
The rotten knowledge these people circulated, have barinwashed many over decades.
@LtGenDPPandey
have some shame, @MrinalPande1

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

As they say in Hindi, "जिसका काम उसी को साजे, और करे तो डंडा बाजे".
Military stuffs - leave it to military pro.
@TinyDhillon 👏
Aravind's prediction fails too. @aravind

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

"Cut" Culture is soul of TMC.
While in Power: "Cut" Money
Out-of-power: "Cut" Party
@BJPBengal @AITCofficial
https://t.co/tHnSvTn6oE

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

THE UNKINDEST "CUT" FOR MAMATA
Out of 59 rebel MLA’s 17 are minority
* Kajal Sheikh
* Niyamat Sheikh
* Akhruzzaman
* Golam Rabbani
* Reyat Hossain Sarkar
* Mustafizur Rahman Suman
* Nazrul Islam
* Dr. Mosharaf Hossain
* Baharul Islam
* Zulfikar Ali
* Gulshan Mallik
* Sabina Yasmin
* Javed Khan
* Tausifur Rahman
* Abdul Aziz
* Nur Alam
* Imani Biswas

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

Students and their parents raised voice against corruption & system failure.
Sad, poor animals wouldn't be able to so.

@rameshsrivats

https://t.co/YtOhxKt3fr

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

We wanted him to become a former officer.
Instead, he became a farmer officer.

[Mithilesh Kr. Lala @mitsinha]

Back in 2013, at the World Chess Championship in Chennai, when Magnus defeated Anand (6.5-3.5), I was so furious. How can a 22-yrs-old defeat our national pride, Viswanathan "Vishy" Anand (43 years old)? i was hurt, and I'm sure many others were too.
Now, with Rameshbabu "Pragg" Praggnanandhaa (20 years old) defeating Magnus twice in classical format in the same tournament - something no one had ever done before - my bruised chess soul feels delighted.
I know Magnus is still the numero uno, a deadly force to reckon with in chess, but I am happy.
India's chess future is shining.

Thank you @rpraggnachess

@ChessbaseIndia @NorwayChess #NorwayChess

https://t.co/uf27pNQZlv

[ChessBase India @ChessbaseIndia]

Praggnanandhaa takes down Magnus Carlsen again! After defeating Magnus with the White pieces in Round 4, Praggnanandhaa defeated the World no.1 with the Black pieces in Round 8 of Norway Chess 2026.

Pragg kept up the pressure on the board and the clock - and Magnus finally cracked! What a superb win for Praggnanandhaa - not many people can say they've defeated Magnus twice in Classical Chess in the same event!

Going into the final 2 rounds, Pragg is on 12/24 points - just 2 points behind the leader Wesley So, and very much in the fight for the title!

Photos: Michal Walusza/ Norway Chess