Mit Skeef

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Funny how Florida can count all their votes of the entire state in hours, but Califorina can't count a Mayor's race in 5 weeks.

Hint: It's called Democrat cheating.

Count until you win.

[Chava @ChavaL1018]

Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡

[Mit Skeef @mitskeef1]

@catturd2 Best spring cleaning in a long time.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2012. CNN does a segment on the complete failure of Obama's 2 year, $34 million reflecting pool renovation.

This was less than a month after the reflecting pool reopened.

Notice how CNN didn't blame the Obama in any way. They would treat Trump the same way right?😜

[Tyler Ratcliff @TylerRatcliff17]

I don’t care who you are, this is funny shit🤣🤣

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The National Mall celebrated the launch of ARTEMIS II right.

Beautiful tribute to NASA.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

30 million views in only 5 hours.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Sports media are going to lose their minds over this photo and visit. Who do you guys think has the craziest reaction? I know Jemele is going to be tough to beat, but I feel like someone is going to emerge from the deep background with an all time Nazi take.

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

The same exact weather that occurred 48 years ago in February 1978 is apparently caused by climate change today. The ignorance and arrogance of climate alarmists never cease to amaze me.

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

Agreed. 🇺🇸

Now we have a Secretary of War…and a Secretary of Defense!

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

@SecWar Leading by example. I voted for this.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

This is why California is Broke and Texas is not. This is pretty good!😂🤣

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.

[Mit Skeef @mitskeef1]

@JeffyJFR Classic Broadcast.

[Mit Skeef @mitskeef1]

@4thOfJuly365 Yes

[Mit Skeef @mitskeef1]

@GoldenAgeUnfold Not at all.

[Mit Skeef @mitskeef1]

@GoldenAgeUnfold A

[Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA]

Sheriff Grady just dropped the truth:

76% of illegals detained in his county have criminal charges.

The other 24%? Riding with the criminals.

He explains exactly why ICE is flooding Minneapolis, LA, and other sanctuary cities and how easy it is to stop.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Most college football & basketball players are destroying the best asset of college athletics — loyal alumni groups that can help employ you when your athletic career ends — over relatively small amounts of money.

[Mit Skeef @mitskeef1]

@RBReich He was in the Clinton administration