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[pinkie @sourberryvi]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

The third verse of the national anthem is DON'T YOU LOCK THIS DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR. THIS IS MY GOD DAMN HOUSE. YOU OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW YOU – GGHH – YOU STAIN, LITTLE SHITSTAIN, LITTLE WORTHLESS FUCKING NOTHING PRICK, I SNAP, I'LL FUCK Y- FUCKING, TOOTHPICK, NOTHING.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

My general rule for feeling mentally well is understanding that the more I judge others negatively, the more I anticipate negative judgement from others. Practicing kindness and leniency and forgiveness has no guarantee of reciprocation, but it puts you in a better state of mind.

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Hey everyone, please avoid any stores selling insects that are packaged like these and in perfect condition if it's important to you that the insects arent bred+killed for the sake of being decor EVEN IF they are marketed as "sustainably/ethically" sourced*

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

For sale. Tubi harness. never worn.

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when my cat decides we're hanging out now. wasn't on my schedule but okay boss i love you

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

I wanna survive but I don't wanna be the only survivor

[Hawkster94 @TheHawkster94]

@jakebrodes It's hard to care when no one else cares.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

The first step of not being a ghost anymore is to find out who's been using your body

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

if youre a bit of a night owl, and you hit like 2 hours of nothingburger / mindless stupid shit before bed, consider watching a random movie youve been meaning to get around to or that youve heard about

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i arrive to your pool party, wearing goggles i brought from home, ready to enter the pool - i bring no treat to share, no verbal greeting. this is about access to a pool for me

[latke @latkedelrey]

don’t let that lady’s post convince you that only people with compromised immune systems get ill from cyclospora, it’s not the case, healthy get sick from it. we are not usually exposed to it because normally government agencies track it and trace it and now they don’t.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

it's funny how if you're falling asleep every day in high school they'll treat you like you're being rude and weird and not like you're dying and need help

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I wouldn't know if the stripper loves me I've never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Jersey Mike's and Lowe's

[they call me pepto because im abysmal @bhramarii]

the cold breeze that hits your feet even when you're certain your blanket is reaching your toes is actually wind from a pocket alternate dimension where Al gore won the presidency and windmills overpopulated to the point where they had to introduce a predatory phone pole species

[rune sword @runesword1]

i’m not fucking talking to you. i’m saying sentences that just happen to relate to whatever you’re saying, purely by cosmic chance. i would never purposefully reply to your questions, that gives you power over me

[Gülce @exitsenses]

I think if you spend long enough looking at maps you eventually begin experiencing occult side effects